Bro why do you hate French people so much
This ask actually gave me a panic attack, so thank you for that... not.
French people are actually really triggering for me because of my trauma. I actually developed severe francophobia from it, and you're being really insensitive right now.
But fine, I'll re-live my trauma just for you, you absolute wet wipe. (I would use harsher language, but I'm a devout Catholic and not a degenerate like you.)
It was a sunny day in Marseille, and I was on holiday with my friends Chiikawa and Hachiware. We were walking to the Abbey of Saint-Victor, and I was eating a baguette on the way, when suddenly, I walked into a pole, and it went straight down my throat, and I started to choke on it.
My vision went dark, and I fell to the floor, still choking while Hachiware tried to dislodge it. After a particularly hard blow, I started to roll away because of my rotund anatomy and knocked over 4 locals. I then coughed up my baguette on their designer clothes, and they SUED ME FOR THE DAMAGES. I WEED FOR A LIVING.
I actually cried 5 times writing this, so I hope you're happy triggering my PTSD.
