The Real Usagi (Evilmaxxing)

pronouns: they/it. yes, I am really Usagi. Anyone who says otherwise is blocked.

[usagi-official]

Hello all, it is really me. Yes, the one you call "Usagi", that is I.

I made this page because I feel that my whole life, my voice has never been heard. Everyone just says "haha fat rabbit," "get that gluttonous creature away from the food," "ew what is that thing," "two dollar, two dollar," and I'm sick of it. This is my truth, this is who I really am.

I lay myself bare to thee, for what I really am. I am no a rabbit, no gluttonous creature, I do not want two dollars. I am much greater. I am an all knowing being with the purest soul in the entire universe, and my voice WILL be heard.

DNI:

1. People who believe that I am not Usagi. You're getting blocked, buckaroo...

2. Even more so, those of you who think YOU are Usagi. You are NOT Usagi, I AM USAGI.

3. People who refer to me as a "rabbit,""bunny," etc. I am a far more superior being, and referring to me as that is frankly insulting.

4. People who use profane language. That is inappropriate and violent and will not be tolerated (family-friendly substitutes may be acceptable. You may direct message me in advance for my approval before you use it on my page)

5. Men. As a dark feminist, you're not welcome here, buddy... (unless you join dark-wokeism, then I'll consider not blocking you.)

6. French people. As a francophobe, I find French people really triggering due to past trauma (Choking on a baguette in Marseille) and speaking to you disgusting creatures will actually give me panic attacks and PTSD flashbacks, so I hope you got your fun triggering me...

7. People who are not pure of heart. I am the purest and most saintly being in the entire universe, so I understand if you are not as pure as I, but degeneracy will NOT be tolerated on my page, and you WILL be blocked.

8. Non-intellectuals. As a genius in the top percentile of all beings to ever exist EVER, I find you very exhausting and frustrating to engage in conversation with. Therefore, you will be blocked to preserve my own sanity.

9. Those of you born under the zodiac sign "Scorpio". I do not like you. Unless you are a dark feminist like myself, you will be blocked.

10. Jeffery Star.

11. Sanrio fans. Chiikawa is better in every way. Don't even TRY it.

Please, respect my boundaries. My requests are simple, and I expect you to follow them.

[usagi-official]

I am evil-maxxing.

[usagi-official]

There is no more well-meaning Usagi. Only evil Usagi exists now.

[usagi-official]

usagi im a man but i wish to offer my soul to you do you accept

Accepted.

[usagi-official]

Happy Pride Usagilites

[usagi-official]

I am really sad the pope died, and even more so that the new pope is Am*rican.

[usagi-official]

Hello everyone, it's been a while, hasn't it? I suppose you were all quite worried about me, thinking that the French have got me at last. If that is indeed what you thought, then I regret to inform you that you were not entirely wrong.

About 3 days after my last post (16th of April), the French came after me, about 5-6 of those baguette munchers to be exact, and I had to flee Chiikawa-land. I had to leave everything I owned in the care of my friend Chiikawa, as they're the only friend I have with a house. That, of course, included my phone, because I can't have the opps tracking me when I'm trying to flee the country (duh). Therefore, I could not post.

I left in a makeshift boat, a giant pie tin, and made my way to Chile, as I decided I was going to cross the border to Argentina to temporarily live as a hermit on Anconcagua until I felt it was safe to go home.

I had no food or water, only my giant pie tin, a blanket, and my indomitable spirit that would not be broken by escargot-loving, pin-stripe wearing freaks.

It was on those mountains that I finished the world domination manifesto I mentioned in one of my last posts before my departure, which I will be releasing to the public soon. (I have to write it out again, as all I had on the mountain was my nubs and the snow. But fret not, my memory is extremely impressive.)

Thank you to all who worried about me while I was away, I appreciate you all more than I have words to say (which means a lot, because my vocabulary is elite)

[usagi-official]

What do u think about chiikawa?

Chiikawa is a dear friend to me, I enjoy their company greatly.

[usagi-official]

Do you hate momonga???? 🥺🥺

I do not hate anyone, apart from the French and Jeffery Star, because I am a tolerant non-binaqueen ❤️❤️

(That being said, his vanity sickens me)

[usagi-official]

This is not sublime, everyone.

Just as I open my phone device, I go to my favourite blog on Tumbler to get some insight into if I can speak to men with an interpretor. But, where is the blog? Is it gone?

I gasp and fall to the floor, bursting into tears.

My idol, my inspiration, the prophet; Hymen Restoration Project (Also known as Bethany Rage) is missing. She vanished straight off the interweb.

"Why!" I shriek, pounding the floor. "Bethany, why have you forsaken me?"

I will now never know if I'm a true misandrist.

[usagi-official]

do you ever yearn to rule the world usagi :3

Usagi yearns for world domination...

(Manifesto coming soon besties)

[usagi-official]

I love you usagi ❤️

I don't blame you, mizurui fan 9. I love me too. I'm kind of "goated", as the kids say.

I did see that your pronouns are he/him, though, and that might be a problem because I am a dark feminist, therefore I cannot interact with you or else she will get me.

But because you love me, and I am an amazing person, I will give you a chance (as a devout Catholic, God wants us to forgive) as long as you become a darkwoke king and join my human rights loving empire.

[mizuruifan-9]

Thank you Usagi san. You are very goated ❤️

Sorry about my pronouns 💔 I am a Transgender . I hope that alligns okay with your darkwoke dreams.

Thank you for the chance ❤️ I love human rights and opportunities ❤️

[usagi-official]

Usagi says never be sorry for your pronouns, Usagi is pro transgender as they are non-binary.

Usagi says human rights and opportunities are sublime.

(Talking through an interpretor because Usagi respects gender identity, and talking to a man means Geraldine will get them.)

[usagi-official]

I was birthed in the dashcon ball pit.

[mizuruifan-9]

Thank you for this information Usagi ❤️

[usagi-official]

[usagi-official]

I love you usagi ❤️

I don't blame you, mizurui fan 9. I love me too. I'm kind of "goated", as the kids say.

I did see that your pronouns are he/him, though, and that might be a problem because I am a dark feminist, therefore I cannot interact with you or else she will get me.

But because you love me, and I am an amazing person, I will give you a chance (as a devout Catholic, God wants us to forgive) as long as you become a darkwoke king and join my human rights loving empire.

[larvaecandy]

[usagi-official]

This art is Usagi approved

This post is sublime

[usagi-official]

I was birthed in the dashcon ball pit.

[usagi-official]

Bro why do you hate French people so much

This ask actually gave me a panic attack, so thank you for that... not.

French people are actually really triggering for me because of my trauma. I actually developed severe francophobia from it, and you're being really insensitive right now.

But fine, I'll re-live my trauma just for you, you absolute wet wipe. (I would use harsher language, but I'm a devout Catholic and not a degenerate like you.)

It was a sunny day in Marseille, and I was on holiday with my friends Chiikawa and Hachiware. We were walking to the Abbey of Saint-Victor, and I was eating a baguette on the way, when suddenly, I walked into a pole, and it went straight down my throat, and I started to choke on it.

My vision went dark, and I fell to the floor, still choking while Hachiware tried to dislodge it. After a particularly hard blow, I started to roll away because of my rotund anatomy and knocked over 4 locals. I then coughed up my baguette on their designer clothes, and they SUED ME FOR THE DAMAGES. I WEED FOR A LIVING.

I actually cried 5 times writing this, so I hope you're happy triggering my PTSD.