Instead of a dark and nuanced queer sci-fi epic, it is a Disney channel original series and takes place in high school. Everyone’s white, straight (except Nureyev), cis, and supposed to be a teenager.
They still put Juno in dresses and have other characters call him a “lady”, but it’s as a joke bc Juno is a very tall and masculine dude-bro. Oh and he ends up with Allisandra in the end despite her being totally absent for 99.5% of the series.
Nureyev’s entire personality is “flamboyant gay”TM and he’s also short bc tall guys can’t be gay, obviously. Despite his blatant queer-coding, they will never say he’s gay or give him a boyfriend.
Jet is’t aro or ace, he’s just “shy” and him and Rita get together in the last episode despite having a grand total of 3 conversations for the whole duration of the show.
Vespa is the sarcastic/edgy “goth” girl whose personality is played for laughs.
The only exception to the “everyone’s a white teen” rule is Buddy, who is the wise and sassy black lady and their home room teacher.
The show goes on for several seasons despite having zero plot and less-than-zero character development.
I’m sorry for creating such a long and terrible nightmare... I feel ashamed.
anon how did you put this all in an ask










