Morrowind has ruined me for other games. I just have to sit on my suspension of disbelief while playing Oblivion instead of ask, "Jauffre, why are you sending ME to save the last heir of the kingdom?"
Because Caius Cosades, holding the Amulet of Kings in his hands, would have sobered out of the skooma in .03 seconds, looked me over - freshly escaped from Imperial prison and level 1, only my word for the truth - and said "okay! so! we'll take this over from here!!! thank you for your service! forget everything you heard from the emperor and fuck off to somewhere else!"









