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Johnny update
He gets all the yellow elementals
APOCRYPHAL ESPADRILLE
FINALLYYY HERE IS JOHNNY HYDE!!!! The third main character of Join Us!! I hate him <3
Johnny Hyde
Adult
Cis Male [He/Him]
Dobermann
Join Us / Cast Your Pod
Johnny is an insecure asshole who thinks he's on top of the world. He's loud, easy to anger, and wants everything to be a very particular way. He refuses to take responsibility, and will commonly blame others for what he did. To him, everyone who calls him out is just a dick who doesn't know anything, and he'll commonly project his own shortcomings onto them.
Johnny is too rowdy and inconsiderate to be able to hold an actual job for too long. He crashes in his girlfriend, Judy Blode's, apartment, committing robberies with her for money. Other than robberies, he doesn't do much besides lazing around watching TV, driving his Monster Hearse around town, and making fun of people he thinks are beneath him [aka, everyone].
Johnny won't hesitate to snap back at Judy, or tell her what to do. He gets extremely defensive when other men spend time with her, especially his other roommate, Martin Tobias.
He knows Martin has a thing for his girl, and he's not having any of it. Johnny absolutely despises Martin, he berates and bullies him any chance he can get. Martin being Martin though is kind to Johnny no matter what he does to him, making Johnny even more upset.
Currently, a lot of the stress Johnny has is from a strange man called Dystopio Tobias who keeps invading his thoughts and telling him to do strange tasks. Dystopio keeps saying something about stopping an apocalypse, but the lack of clarity on the steps to prevent such a catastrophe, or even what it is in the first place, irritates Johnny. Dystopio's voice being similar to Martin's isn't exactly helping Johnny not hate the both of them more.
First Day of Hiatus
Dora’s apartment. Absolute silence. Dora is sprawled out on the floor, arms and legs spread like a chalk outline at a crime scene.
The cursor on the laptop isn't blinking.
Dora: (Staring at a crack in the ceiling) "So... this is what 'time off' looks like."
John: (Materializing from the narrative vacuum, leaning against a non-existent wall.) "You look pathetic. If I were capable of feeling pity, I’d offer you a bit of Klaus’s rejection letter to soften the blow."
Dora: (Without moving a muscle) "Shut up, John. I’m resting. I’m recharging my creative batteries."
John: "By merging with the hardwood floor? Dora, it’s been 18 hours since you finished posting the season finale."
Dora: (Voice cracking) "I don’t know what to do! I usually come home, open the laptop, and figure out how to torture you. Now... I’m just... here."
Grimoire: (Hovering just above Dora’s chest, pages open to a section on ‘Rituals for Existential Dread’)
"Ah, authorial withdrawal. A spectacle of misery truly beyond compare."
Dora: (Whispering) "Grimoire... read me a spell. Something to kill the silence. Or to make my boss forget that Monday exists."
Grimoire: (With the dry rustle of old paper)
"I could conjure an ancestral spirit to discuss the futility of human existence, little tyrant. Or perhaps a simple curse for your coworkers that manifests as a mild but persistent itch in hard-to-reach places? But for you... I suggest the 'Turn on the Television' spell. It’s a low-level enchantment that perfectly matches your current mental acuity."
John: (Laughing) "Careful, Dora. If you turn on the TV, you might actually see a protagonist who wins a battle once in a while. It might make you feel guilty about my current situation in the PDF."
Dora: (Sighing heavily, closing her eyes) "I just wanted to write a scene where you all go to therapy. A very long, silent therapy session."
John: "Your 'time off' looks suspiciously like a mental health crisis with zero artistic merit."
Dora: (Slowly turning her head) "Funny. You only exist when I’m unstable. Should I be worried about you?"
Grimoire: (Snapping its pages shut with finality)
"You are both exhausting. I am returning to the shadow dimension. John, fix your posture. Dora... try not to let the floor win. It’s bad for your dignity. And for my pages, should you decide to spill anything."
(The Grimoire vanishes in a small puff of dust. Dora continues to stare at the ceiling.)
(Pause.)
John: "...so, how’s that crack in the ceiling looking?"
Dora: "Shut up, John."
JOHNNY AND TOM
tom belongs to @bastardnoodle
(the shadows theyre casting make NO SENSE! but i thought it looked good so it stays. !yay!
feat @ryzselo's johnmy <333
fun fact! elliots eyes are both ECHOs and he can make them glow :D
btw john was building them a summer house in sims (all pink and sparkly ofc)
"I'm NEVER letting him recommend music to us EVER AGAIN!"
"I thought it was... interesting"
"Do you mean interesting or BAD, Judy?"
The music in question being Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band..
Arts I’ve done for me best friend, some older ones under here! Mostly cats!
