⟬ meme / @ofcryptid ⟭
[ 📲 sms: ] this is me asking you out. want to get coffee tomorrow? [ 📲 sms: ] WRONG NUMBER. OUGH. ( from spencer to mammon )
Another day, another fan. Mammon wasn't half as self-centered and self-appreciating as Asmodeus was, but there were days when his confidence soared sky-high. Demons, spirits and humans alike adored him. They either wanted to be him or be with him, and he wasn't above indulging in his greed for attention.
Except the second his ego swelled, it was promptly popped by the second message. It struck true and fast, the thinnest and sharpest point releasing a whole realm's worth of hot air.
[ spencer 💀 ]
Good luck gettin' someone t'agree! I would'a, but ya went and ruined it. Jerk.
He drummed his fingers along the edge of his DDD, eyes narrowed and heart kicking up in place. Mammon knew it would be best if he minded his own business, but he never listened to that little voice of reason in his head.
[ spencer 💀 ]
Who were you askin' anyway? Was it one'a my brothers or some no-name demon?











