#offender x oc

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I love all these body positive posts:)

What abt Offender with a chubby reader?!:o does he have a preferred body type? What was Josephine’s body type>:o

We love all bodies here <333 So does Offender! He doesn't have any preference for bodies, (as long as it's older than Slender likes to eat them) they're all beautiful (and edible ;3) <3!

Josephine was an "apple girl"! She had broader shoulders and smaller hips. She had been really selfconscious about it in high school, but after she met Offender it never really bothered her, he said she was the most beautiful woman he ever met <3

As for those x Reader head canons tho- (sorry I get to rambling lol)

Offender is very strong! At literally Any weight he can pick you up <3

Love handles? Yes please <333

He loves rolls- so grabbable <333

Expect lots of groping tbh he's handsy just constantly grabbing and squeezing

He's putting kissing you all over, every inch and there's a lot of them!

Also expect love bites <333

Offender is a huge foodie also like he *loves* to eat, he will take you to fancy places and tasty places and weird niche hole in a wall places! It's great <333

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I NEEED to know what the pocket watch is to offendick- spill the lore??<3

Ps I hope you have a good holiday:D

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pfft Offendick lol- he'd find that so funny x3

I'm having a good holiday! My partner & I hot all our presents wrapped & got eggnog! We bought a different brand than before tho & it was Terrible lmao x3 it's okay though ^-^ all in the spirit of the season ^-^

As for Offender's watch-

It was given to him as a, gift, we'll say. It has "M. L." engraved into it, as those were the previous owners initials.

ML was a man he was having an affair with. He was gay, his family didn't like that, and he was forced into an arranged marriage with a woman who lowkey thought he was really pathetic and didn't care about him.

They met at a bar.

Offender never meant to get attached to him, but he felt like there were a lot of things they had in common, they both felt rejected by the people who were supposed to be their family. The people who were supposed to love then unconditionally, but ended up making very obvious conditions.

He offered to take him away, make him disappear, he could make him a Proxy, give him a life of freedom and honesty and everything he wanted. But he was scared...

ML died suddenly less than a month after Offender had asked.

He left the watch for Offender and his wife gave it too him, after she broke it.

He killed her and he didn't feel even a little bit bad about it.

He was too scared of it being completely destroyed to have it fixed, but he still carries it around with him.

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So offender has healing saliva right? Was he in too much of a frenzy to heal Josephine? Or did he not discover this power of his until later? (NGHH THE ANGST POTENTIAL-)

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His saliva can't bring people back from dead, there also, wasn't well... there wasn't anything left of her to *heal*. He ate her.

I will say it *wasn't* of his own free will, but he doesn't know that.