#ofmd brainrot

[tulipseason]

Casual ofmd watchers out there I love you. Wishing you folks all the happiness in the world. I hope you throw the show on every now and then while cooking dinner and get a chuckle. I hope both sides of your pillow are cold at night. What is it like to know peace

[thehappyfeminist-22]

I saw this in an antique mall and thought it looked like something Stede would hang on the wall on the Revenge. The brainrot is real.

[stellarnoodle]

OFMD S2 Trailer + Text Posts

[sirenedoug]

My Ukrainian egg skills just succumbed to my brain rot

[revolting-sentimentality]

rewatching OFMD s1e1. How have I never noticed these??

are these his kids??

^???

[innfinders-innkeepers]

today i've been taking to a friend (a) who's only heard or seen a bit of ofmd and one who hasn't at all (b), and i mentioned stede so it went:

a (explaining to b): one of the main ones. the one without the makeup.

me: ...what do you mean makeup?

a: well the other one wears eyeliner all the time, no?

which is where i got to inform her that this is pure magic of taika waititi's gorgeous māori eyes and the eyeliner is built-in

[the-widow-olivia]

Saw that Rhys Darby was going to be in an episode of Night Court, and I got really concerned for any Night Court fans out there who have no idea that there is a flotilla of pirates about to descend on them.

So I made a helpful guide we can give to fans of other shows when OFMD cast members show up.

So your favorite TV show has cast an OFMD actor!

Hello! It's us, the friendly queer pirate crew, here to enjoy your television program alongside you. We don't bite (and even if we do, it usually sets off a hilarious chain of events that ends in a lovely wedding).

You may notice at some point during our time together that one or more OFMD fans will begin foaming at the mouth or melting into the floor as though they have no bones. This is perfectly normal, as all OFMD fans suffer from a severe form of brain rot previously only found in goats.

However, be warned, the following "normal" items may cause ferality in OFMD fans:

- Oranges (petrified or regular)

- The color teal

- The color purple

- The color black

- The color red

- Fuck it, all the colors. We own colors now.

- Goldfish

- Cats

- Seagulls

- Snakes

- Beanies

- Gloves

- Cake (can be combined with oranges)

- Garlic

- Soup

- Garlic soup

- Legs (pronounced "ligs")

- Eyes (“EYEEE!” however, will just make us laugh)

If an OFMD fan becomes a little too feral, you can soothe them by playing Gnossienne No. 5 and putting a blanket over their head until they calm down. Note: Results may vary if said fan is in “clowning” mode.

OFMD fans are a friendly bunch, but we are often socially anxious. Here are a few phrases you can practice at home if you want to befriend an OFMD fan:

“Wow, that Rhys Darby sure has nice legs.”

“That WJW with Con O’Neill got me right in the feels.”

“Our Flag Means Death deserves a third season and all the Emmys.”

Anyhoo, we’re delighted to be here enjoying TV with you, and you are all invited to Calypso’s next birthday. (BYO bathtub)

❤️

The Crew

[thecoolestcowboy]

BECAUSE THE NIGHT BELONGS TO LOVERS, BECAUSE THE NIGHT BELONGS TO LUST!!!! BECAUSE THE NIGHT BELONGS TO LOVERS, BECAUSE THE NIGHT BELONGS TO US!!!