Chapter 8 of Starman is up now, and weโre picking up right where we left off (with space kissing).
Space kiss art by the incredible @merryfinches!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

blake kathryn
h

No title available
One Nice Bug Per Day
๐ชผ

Kiana Khansmith
Show & Tell
The Bright Sessions
I'd rather be in outer space ๐ธ
Color Me Curious
Not today Justin

bliss lane
โ

tannertan36
almost home

โฃ Chile in a Photography โฃ
sheepfilms
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
seen from United States

seen from Denmark
seen from Philippines
seen from United States
seen from Philippines
seen from Brazil

seen from Colombia
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from Colombia
seen from Argentina
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from China

seen from Ecuador

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from France

seen from Canada
seen from Spain
@the-widow-olivia
Chapter 8 of Starman is up now, and weโre picking up right where we left off (with space kissing).
Space kiss art by the incredible @merryfinches!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
if heโs your man why is he getting arrested to fleetwood mac with me
some wise words from DJ on this fine thursday morning
and thatโs why Stede Bonnet gets his Princess!
tell enough stories about a someone and you will inevitably hit the Turned Into A Horse episode
This is literally how fanfiction works once you get 2+ years post-canon.
Oluwande: Captain, if this plan fails, you might end up dead!
Stede: You might end up dead is my middle name.
Oluwande: What about Ed?
Stede: I don't know his middle name.
if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.
Doodle dump and some headcanons
Itโs been 19 thrilling days, but the OFMD Craft Fair is officially CLOSED!ย
What started off as a simple idea (โwhat if we did something crafty to raise money for trans kids?โ) blossomed into something greater than any of our wildest expectations.ย
For those who like numbers, here are some fun ones for you:
1: the number of auctions we planned to hold
2: the number of flash auctions we ended up holding in addition to that
156: the number of people who donated crafts
214: the number of listings at the start of the fair
503: the number of listings at the end
842: the number of people who placed bids or made donations
$5,000: our original fundraising goal
$95,021: the amount we ultimately through auctions alone, all to benefit the Campaign for Southern Equalityโs Trans Youth Emergency Project
At least $105,000: the amount weโve raised so far through our donation form
Those numbers are all phenomenal, mind-blowing, even. But this auctionโs success is about more than just numbers. Itโs about a group of people who saw an opportunity to help and grabbed it. Itโs about people stepping in to help any way they could. Itโs about people sharing the excitement, boosting each other up, spreading the word of the event so that more and more people could join in.ย
Itโs about people coming together as a collective, because while individually we may be capable of small change, together, we can do something truly incredible.ย
Thank you to every single person who was a part of the craft fair, whether it was through crafting, bidding, or spreading the hype. None of this would have been possible without you.
Soโฆ now what? The craft fair team is in fulfillment mode, working to make sure everyone is paid up and receives their items. We very much appreciate your patience through this process; as a reminder, itโs still just six of us, and we promise weโre working as fast as we can!
Additional donations We know some fans are keeping the generosity going and offering commissions to raise even more money, to which we say, FAB! You can continue to make donations through this link: https://bit.ly/OFMDcraft We will get a final count of the amount we raised through additional donations next week, but the form will stay open for now.
More crafts, please! While there will NOT be another craft fair, weโre gathering information from our crafters so you know where to go to continue to shop their wares or seek them out for commissions. More to come!ย
Questions? As always, reach out to us at [email protected] if you have any questions along the way.
Thanks again, crew. Our family, our fight!ย
100% legit totally real facts about the historical stede bonnet
no the title is not a lie these are really REAL bc believe it or not, somehow the show made our stede MORE competent than the real one
sources: Real Pirates podcast (ep1, ep2, ep3, ep4, ep5), Dirty Sexy History podcast (with jeremy moss, bonnet's biographer, who LOVES the show, and said it changed his perspective on bonnet's and blackbeard's relationship PLUS he has the stedesrevenge handle on twt)
the library on the revenge was a real thing. the man really did that.
running away from his family to be a pirate
paying a salary to his crew
SHOWING UP IN NASSAU IN FRILLY GENTLEMANLY CLOTHES AND A POWDERED WIG
before bonnet's capture, he ran his ship aground and that's how the english caught up with him BUT the two english ships also ran aground (๐ญ), so they fought each other with their flintlock pistols from behind their ships (until the tides turned and dislodged the english ships first. rip)
adopted an alias when he started pirating so people wouldn't know it was him but he raided ships near Barbados (where he's from), so that didnt turn out well. his solution? burning every ship from Barbados
he only succeeded in his early days bc merchant ships knew they would get off easier if they surrendered
ATTACKED A WARSHIP that whooped his ass so bad he almost died. the remaining crew steered the ship to Nassau where he met blackbeard
blackbeard stole the revenge from him but "allowed" him to stay on BB's ship (either as a guest or as a prisoner, it's not clear, but he def wasn't a crew member bc he didn't have any chores)
he was seen on deck running around in his gowns ๐ญ๐ญ
BB eventually reinstated him as the captain of the revenge and they sailed together for a while
"there is a 4 month period where stede and blackbeard kind of disappeared and no one really knows what they were doing" ๐
BB allowed bonnet to raid on his own which lead to him getting his ass beat by the Protestant Caesar. BB then proceeded to HUNT DOWN THE PROTESTANT CAESAR while flying the RED FLAG (which meant no mercy to anyone on board)
bonnet would raid ships and take what provisions he needed and give the other ship what he didn't need (essentially the library raiding scene lmaoo)
BB betrayed bonnet by raiding his ship and marooning his crew while bonnet was off getting a pardon
SO BONNET SWORE REVENGE AGAINST BB who was at the time, the most feared pirate
this led to him adopting another alias - "he also changes his name, at the time he goes by captain edward's. which is really interesting, I don't know if that's an homage to, you know, edward teach, but.. captain edward's with an "s", that's as if he's.. a possession of captain edward" ONCE AGAIN ๐๐๐๐
HE ESCAPED PRISON BY DRESSING AS A WOMAN
after escaping, he was promised a sloop by some rando. when the rando didnt deliver, bonnet "WROTE HIM A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER REPRIMANDING THE MAN"
that letter led to him being recaptured ๐ญ๐ญ
he was hanged while holding a bouquet of wilted flowers
Just saving this for l8rโฆ in case I need to do some more gay-ification of historical figuresโฆ.
Christmas might be over, but we all have room for more cake, right?
Crime boss Ed is minding his own business when he receives a fancy fruitcake in the mail. When the intended recipient shows up at his doorstep, silly and spicy shenanigans ensue.
Fruitcake | Rated E | 6k | Gentlebeard
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Who in OFMD would be most likely to buy a Cybertruck?
Stede
Edward
A Badminton (interchangeable)
Izzy
Prince Ricky
Calico Jack
Jackie
Frenchie
Other/you forgotโฆ..
NED! Itโs sliver and over the top and you could probably kill it with a violin.
If anyone is thinking "wow I want to read someone pouring their special interest into a fic" I made a thread on bsky with a bunch of recs! I have to credit @the-widow-olivia for the idea to make threads of related fics that are hard to search for. You shouldn't need an account or have to download anything to access the links.
I love this idea from @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social: threads of fic recs by theme that are hard to search for. This thread is for fics that
I would like to share with all of you the fics that I have read this weekend, and I think you should read them too. all ed/stede.
rated G/T/M:
and life is like a song by heavenorwhatever super short and sweet meet-cute in the rain. thank you kylie for the rec on this one, perfect cozy vibes.
hot to go by @piratecaptainscaptainpirates ed and stede are newly dating and ed gets sick and almost misses their date. lots of comfort, lots of snuggles, lots of love.
down with the sickness by @margaritaville are you the biggest baby ever when you get sick, like me and ed? he's so sassy when he's sick. absolutely loved this one.
the caretaker by @soupbtch danny, you absolutely broke my heart with this one. a look into the kraken era where frenchie offers ed some much needed compassion and understanding. and lots of pastries.
two of a pair by @jellybeanium124 asexual gentlebeard that made me cry (in the best way possible) and help connect the dots on a few things for me. thank you so much for this one, nina. <3
halloween sunset by @the-widow-olivia innkeeper era, historically inaccurate pumpkin carving, and spider-wrangler stede. short and sweet, slice of life with a side of seasonal depression and talking it through.
rated E:
front of house by @saltpepperbeard wanna see ed go feral over the captain voice and protective stede?? booyy do i have the fic for yoouu. jodi, this was, ough, yeah, so good.
undisclosed desires by @ralnex two of my favorite things, book author ed & stede and downright filthy stede, yes please and thank you.
Ed and Stede meet when theyโre partnered up for a Get Out the Vote campaign. But between knocking on doors, sparks fly. A fluffy little pre-election collab from me and @ferventrabbit!
This is my first ever collab AND it pushed me over 100k on AO3!!!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Sorry I just needed to isolate this for my own purposes. This show is a COMEDY
One of my all-time favorite moments between these two.
How do you normally listen to podfics?
Phone speakers
Wireless headphones
Wired headphones
Car speakers
I don't listen to podfics
Secret other option, put in tags
Please answer and reblog, trying to decide something ๐
Happy Halloween! Please enjoy the podfic of "Halloween Sunset", a sweet story by @the-widow-olivia. Rated M.
"Ed and Stede set out to carve a jack-o-lantern for the inn, and Ed reflects on love in a season of change."
Soundcloud | Stream on AO3 | Written Work
Now you can listen to Ed and Stedeโs first Halloween as innkeepers! With your ears!