#ofmd shitpost

[myflagmeansace]

it's giving ✨️tampon ad✨️ or ✨️a pamphlet on menstruation✨️ vibes

[dreadpiratesilas]

What if this is all a scene from someone telling a story about Stede the way Black Pete was telling a story about Blackbeard and, instead of his head being made of smoke, he just . . . has a beard?

[mad-scientist-enthusiast]

This has probably been done before but...

[patchworkpiratebear]

[appleteeth]

I saw this joke but thought the punchline would be different, so please enjoy.

[itswhatyougive]

[jellybeanium124]

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I think this is hilarious. if you think of any more for other characters please make them!

[thecoolestcowboy]

the three horsemen of the apocalypse:

kraken ed 🐙

mermaid stede 🧜🏻‍♂️

unicorn izzy 🦄

(is that a fucking horse hoof.)

post ep 4-5 update: that is a fucking horse hoof.