...so i think jaskier should be gagged with that scarf

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...so i think jaskier should be gagged with that scarf
false pretenses is now a series of loosely connected smutty one shots in which I rewrite some of their encounters but (surprise) they have sex! (shock, gasp) kind of curious to explore how their dynamic would change a bit but stay fundamentally the same if they'd ~accidentally~ started partaking of the other's body very early on and then found they never really wanted to stop...but then there's the danger and the increasing feelings and the angst of not being able to do it outright - so they always bend the rules, and pretend...
[the two oneshots I've written so far are vive la révolution / 1793 french revolution and chocolates, honey / 1800 bookshop opening]
Ot3 fake-dating fanfic idea:
Your main character has a top secret job that they have to travel a lot for - when asked by their date why they had to leave in a hurry, in a panic they said it's because they're actually poly/ in an open relationship and have to go home to their partner. They don't expect to get a second date after that, but lo and behold actually the date calls back and over time they get into a mostly long-distance relationship - in which the lies about their 'other relationship' quickly pile up...
Now the date wants to meet the other partner, maybe because the main character made them seem much too nice - and now they have to pretend to be in a relationship with their co-worker....
Please @ me if anybody writes this, no matter the fandom!
Text below from Paul Kinder
David did actually state in several interviews over the years that he had his tattoo done using traditional methods with a sharpened wooden stick. Hmm, it doesn't look like a wooden stick to me. Maybe it was partially done using both methods?
David: "The tattoo on the back of my leg was done in Japan in, I think, 1991, as a confirmation of the love I feel for my wife and my knowledge of the power of life itself.
"I don't want to explain all of it as it has some very personal iconic references, but it does have a dolphin and a Japanese variation of the Serenity prayer among the content. I drew it myself and then had one of Japan's few tattooists ink it for me. (He also did the prayer translation into Katakana).
@tubbylita I AM CACKLING AT YOUR PROMPT!!!
i’m reeeeally in a painting mood... but i’ve also been feeling really inspired seeing customs with foam armour!
not sure what my weekend plans should be. i would like to dedicate this 3 day weekend to an honorable cause. i would like to dedicate it to one of the following -
- binge watching breaking bad and the office
- being depressed and having a 3 day long breakdown just to get it out of my system
- minecraft
- art
hey, can you make a "parks and recreation: footballers edition" about james and cristiano? that would be very nice :)
ooooh, you read my mind, anon! i was actually thinking of what i can make for them just when i posted the seriker one! haha
i’ll see what i can do! :D