*Yennefer and Geralt fighting loudly while Jaskier looks on*
Yennefer: oh "hmm", "HMM"?! Is that all you have to say!? Gods, talking to you is like talking to a rock - except the rock would be more expressive!
Geralt: oh now you want to talk!? Because usually you just want to scream and set my possessions on fire!
Yennefer: *summons small magic fireball* is that an invitation?!
Jaskier: Ooookay. *Rushes over and puts his arms around them both, pulling them into a big group cuddle.* Shhh shh shh shh. It's alright.
Yennefer: What.... what's happening right now? What is this?
Geralt: He does this sometimes. Just... just relax and let it happen.
Jaskier: *gives them each a kiss on the cheek and rubs each of their arms soothingly* Shhh shh shh. This, my darling Yennefer, is unconditional love. You are both loved and deserve love. That's all that matters.
Yennefer: ... I see the bard's value now.
Yennefer: Yeah, no this is... this is nice, we should keep him.