Mar 9, 2016
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I was gone for a minute, now I'm back let me hit it.
So I swear, I'm not against those with disabilities but shit son, don't tell your whole life story on a dating profile. No one is ever going to go for that. Ever. Ever.
Also dang, dude, hit within your range looks wise.
This is a capture of a profile of a mid twenty something man who messaged me because he was "happy that I didn't only date within my race", and that was pretty much the jist of the message. Sir, I'm not ignoring your message because you're black, I'm ignoring it because you think you're this magnificent creature I should just be so curious about. I'm not. Not even a little bit. Also
CUMON MAN
Dude, We've Met Before (And Recently)
So by getting to know me you mean saying more about yourself? How am I even supposed to respond to this?
But going back a little.. I've met this guy before, around three weeks prior to this message. He and I talked about his art projects in detail at a party and I considered buying a painting off him, so we exchange contact information. The dude proceeds to text me at all hours of the day asking me out, at first I do the polite I'm busy thing which is true. Then the texts at the 4-6am region started. What do you hope to accomplish at that point? I think we need to start a "how to date" seminar in highschool for boys so this shit can happen less. A "what are you up to" text at 5am only has one answer: SLEEPING TIL YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
So as I'm still getting these texts, this email pops up obviously not recognizing who I am.
Da fuq, dude.