#old jokes

[beardedmrbean]

Giggle giggle.

My fav has always been 'he who fart in church must sit in own pew'

[evilhorse]

Why repeat the old jokes?

(Batman Volume 3 #158)

[ouchlord-vivaldi]

[gyorklady]

Braius: Before you clean the blood off, how do I look?

Ashton/Taliesin: Black and white and red all over.

[novelties-and-notions]

FLOSTRE [to the dishevelled old dummy on his knee]: That's quite enough about swallows. Let's get back to your contributions to logic.

ARISTOTLE: Don't you want to hear some more about comedy?

FLOSTRE: Oh, have you found your treatise after all?

ARISTOTLE: What treatise?

FLOSTRE [patiently]: Your treatise on comedy.

ARISTOTLE: You should read that. Might help you with your act.

FLOSTRE: So you've found it.

ARISTOTLE: Nope. But I've found my sandwiches.

FLOSTRE: That's something.

ARISTOTLE: They were under my hat all along.

FLOSTRE: And how are they?

ARISTOTLE: Bit stale after 2400 years.

FLOSTRE: So you can't say anything more about comedy?

ARISTOTLE [thinks]: Something more about comedy. [Brightly] Why does the baker work overtime?

FLOSTRE [sighs]: Because he needs the dough.

ARISTOTLE: Right! Sandwiches made me think of that one.

FLOSTRE: This is no time to be thinking about sandwiches.

ARISTOTLE [sings]: Any time's/The right time/To be thinking/ About my sandwiches.

FLOSTRE: You're not here to sing.

ARISTOTLE: I'm not supposed to be here yet at all.

[trouserchili]

[psychofrogpondwater]

[internettythings]