#older now

[70snasagay]

BIRTHDAY EEEEEEEEE

[bigtiddygandalf]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYHYYY

*cocking a gun* who fucking told you?

[callmewhatyouwantitdoesnotmatter]

IT'S MAY BIRTHDAY YIPEEEEEEE

[fructose97]

[mysterylover123]

Mysterylover watches Bleach Episode 346 "Everyone Wants Ichigo Now Apparently"

1. So to recap, Folks are getting attacked and Ichi is frustrated that there's nothing he can do. So he calls a weird number.

2. This arc sure is different. Like we've flipped over into a completely different genre. From Shonen to Spy Thriller.

3. Over at school Hime brings us the news that something's up with Chad in the most...Orihime way possible. And she also has developed the "jumping out the window" shonen ability.

4. Ichi blows her off when she attempts to invite him to visit Chad with her. What's up with you Ichi-grumpy pants?

5. I'll admit I don't really like Orihime's redesign. She's mostly just drawn a little older and with bigger boobs, but the redesign makes her look too One-Piece girl for my comfort. Though she totally rocked that jumper last episode. This design needs baggy clothes.

6. Anyway since Hime actually cares about the plot she's checking in on Chad to try and investigate what's up and remembering the threats Uryu-dad made.

7. Ichi meets up with Mysterious New Human Villain at night so they can have a Serious Plot Talk in really moody green lighting.

8. Ichi gets taken to their secret lair (Am I safe in assuming these guys are villains? They're drawn to look like villains but so far they seem to be helping Ichi out. I dunno, just a vibe

9. OOH, they're gonna get him his Soul Reaper powers back! OMG!! Didn't see THAT Coming!

10. Anyway Pigtail Maid Villain is here and throwing a temper tantrum at her minion, who she proceeds to punch in the chest and hurt her hand. How random.

11. Aaand back to Ichigo and the bombshell he just heard. He responds by threatening the guy who might be able to help him.

12. The guy takes Ichi drinking, which makes me wonder what the drinking age is in Japan. Anyway Ichi is apparently being introduced to the Origins of Quirks. (human based superpowers)

13. This guy can apparently turn booze green and make it dance. Huh. Must make him a hit at raves. Anyway more specifically he controls stuff the "soul" of an object.

14. So telekinesis basically. And apparently booze has a soul. That's....creepy. So are there like soul reapers for booze? Rukia's Booze Reaper buddies?

15. And apparently these guys can walk on water with this power. It sounds kinda like these guys all have similar powers to Orihime, but less cool than hers.

16. FULLBRING, so that's why this is called the Fullbringer arc! I was curious. Anyway Maid Girl is finally here.

17. We get her name but I'm still calling her Pigtail Maid. Oh and Chad's with her! And he looks creepy but hey maybe that makes this a little more legit.

18. Or even less so. Is Ichi freaking out about this cause Orihime was worried? I wonder, it seems like an unusually extreme reaction for hime and that's the only explanation the episode has given.

19. Pigtail Maid apparently finds Ichigo really really hot. Ichi must be working something this arc, that's two girls in one episode swooning over him. Didn't used to do that...did he do something with his hair or something?

20. I mean last arc he was running around buff and shirtless half the time and no girls were swooning then. And he looks not really different this arc. Anyway they're expositing about why Hollows have holes in their hearts, which is kinda poetic.

21. Anyway we get a long exposition speech that amounts to "another dude has hollow + soul reaper powers and you can swap". I think. It's long.

22. Anyway Ichigo cares more about what's up with his friends than getting his powers back. YAS THAT'S OUR PROTAGONIST. You go be a hero now.

[tngbabe]

Riker's into pizza now, I wonder if he delivers the pizzas himself and if so does he take any form of payment? 😲🤦‍♀️

[toras-muse-cabinet]

@p0publur || Answered a Terrible Pickup Line

Knuckles laughs awkwardly, cheeks turning red and hiding one hand behind his back that he had written the pick up line on.

“Aw yeah, Yer probably right. Someone told me it’d be a funny joke’s all!”

Knuckles really needs to stop taking Rogue’s advice, it never works.

“Pshh What’d it even look like anyway!” his voice cracks and squeaks a little, he clears his throat rocking on his heels.

“Anyway. What do ya think about me wearin’ my Treasure Huntin gear for Halloween? Too lazy?”

[imarobotwriter]

I look at the toilet as if it was a mirror Oh, how I’ve spent Twenty seven years.

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