#omgcp: chowder

[overheard-at-samwell]

Chowder: [writing in his diary] Dear diary, how are you? I'm fine.

Chowder:

Chowder:

Chowder: [groaning and continuing] Okay, I'm not fine. You got me. God, you're good.

[overheard-at-samwell]

Farmer: Could you ever see us as being more than friends?

Chowder: YES I'M GLAD YOU ASKED! I can totally see us as dragons! Hang on, let me find the picture I drew!

[overheard-at-samwell]

Chowder: Always be positive.

Chowder: [falls down the stairs]

Chowder: Wow, I got down those stairs fast!

[overheard-at-samwell]

Chowder: Are you sure you’re fine? 'Cause I heard you crying last night.

Lardo: I don’t cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.

[overheard-at-samwell]

Chowder: Visualize the ocean.

Nursey: [horrified screeching]

Chowder: A calm ocean.

Nursey: Oh.

[overheard-at-samwell]

[taddy tour 2014]

Dex: It has a rodent problem.

Chowder: Pet friendly!

Nursey: The roof has a hole.

Chowder: Skylight!

Dex: There was a brutal murder there.

Chowder: So statistically, another murder is unlikely!

[overheard-at-samwell]

Lardo: Who's in our bathroom?

Chowder: I hired a drunk girl to complement us.

Lardo: Oooh.

Camilla: [drunkenly] Are you a model?

Lardo: ...Yes.

[overheard-at-samwell]

I am gonna go and bawl my eyes out, and then I will be back to physically fight you.

Chowder