Remus asks Sirius out. Sirius, caught completely off guard, agrees.
Twenty minutes into the date, James bursts into the restaurant in the midst of a nervous breakdown to profess his undying love for Sirius.
Remus takes one look at Sirius’ star-struck expression and decides to step aside and let destiny take its course.
Despite his dignified exit, he sees no reason that destiny can’t cover the bill.












