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onlythesassiest replied to your post “okay i’m. still stressed about this whole commission price thing (i...”

Just so you know, I think you are way undercharging.

jscdncnsd,,, really?? the initial thing i drafted had the prices lower and i was reluctant to up them bc i thought i was asking too much lol. and i couldn’t find many people charging above that so i didn’t even wanna think about asking for more. 

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onlythesassiest replied to your post “tomorrow-is-forever-all-ours replied to your post...”

Report them to their boss. Hair dressers are not supposed to turn you down like that

its like an independent barbers and one person works there so there’s nobody i could report them to haha. i just don’t think i’ll ever go there again now lol

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I would like to say (as a cosmetology student) that since Mark is going to a salon to get his hair bleached he will have access to a wonderful invention called Olioplex! (Since he has extremely dark hair he will want it) It stops almost all damage when bleaching! However, the catch it you need to go to a salon to get it. :)

Well that’s good! I’m sure he will do his very best to take care of his hair, and I’m sure it’ll look awesome~

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onlythesassiest replied to your post “onlythesassiest replied to your post “NSP theory”wait, Arin and Barry...”

OOOH I never saw the thing from the AMA. I saw the pictures, I just figured there were just a shitton of dick elders, yah know? (they never say how many there are in the song, there could easily have been 20) and yeah that sounds BA.

Yeah, they never do make it clear how many there are... Technically since Michael Starr is the only voice, it could seem like there’s only one, except for Danny addressing them as plural Elders. Whoa, I guess that means they all have the same voice? Or wait it sounds like the one that says “It’s all over Danny Sexbang, your time has come!” has a robotic voice under the real voice? It could just be an effect for the song, but as far as theories go, maybe that’s how the Dick Elders’ voices differ!

And hey maybe Arin, Barry, Ross, and Kevin could be multiplied via greenscreen! I kinda feel like they could do that for the Death Army, but maybe not using Arin, Barry,Ross, and Kevin, since they seem to be the leaders... aaah we just don’t know!

god I can’t wait for this music video!! <3

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onlythesassiest replied to your post “NSP theory”

wait, Arin and Barry are Dick Elders in 6969? (unless after the battle they jumped back into the time warp hole and ended up in 5969 and took over the world with help from Michael Starr?)

According to these photos from when they were filming the music video, it looks like Arin, Barry, Kevin, and Ross will play the Dick Elders!

While Michael Starr does provide the vocals for the Dick Elders in the track, I don’t think he would be an in-canon NSP villain since the characters of NSP and Steel Panther met up in “Road Trip”! So it’s like established that their characters are friends, I believe.

Plus, Brian confirmed in the Reddit AMA for Attitude City that Michael Starr was unavailable when they filmed the music video, so I don’t think he’ll be in it aside from the vocals.

But yeah and just from a realistic/real life standpoint, NSP puts their friends/the Grumps in a lot of their music videos, especially in their more recent music videos/the songs from Attitude City, so Arin and Barry have played a lot of roles, but yeah it looks like they will be playing two of the Dick Elders when the music video comes out!

Oh and if this meant in canon theory like in reply, I don’t know! I just assumed they were immortal or something I guess lol, or that generations of SAP evolved into an Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry that ended up joining forces with two other dudes to make the group of the Dick Elders and try to control the world by putting people under a spell to stop them from having sex and controlling free thought. (Really I just noticed they had that in common and tried to bridge it lol) Theories yay!

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onlythesassiest replied to your post “Justin Roiland is indeed the mind behind Rick and Morty!”

(the first five episodes are available on adultswim.com)

Oh thanks! Good to know :)

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