(because i am definitely not completely freaking out about it dw👍)
(it's not a photo under the cut. just a list)
a) low effort cosplay
binding to hide as much as i can
camp half-blood t-shirt (used as nerd bait)
black wide shorts (not too feminine+ great for hot weather+leg hair flapping in the breeze in a masculine fashion)
green converse (green is my favourite colour and they're not too dirty. i should put some beads on the laces for cool points and tumblr user recognition tactic)
maybe socks in different colors?
my cool™ jean vest (cool points and to hide the back of the t-shirt and it makes my shoulders look broader. butchest guy in the fest)
b) jewelery
one (1) single hoop earring (for reasons related to homosexuality)
my normal hairties and bracelets (i never take them off)
necklace i made (cool points, looks summer-y and a conversation starter because i diy-ed it)
(maybe) camp half-blood necklace i'll make with some wooden beads (makes the cosplay cooler)
c) accessories
cool blue backpack with pins (including Meme Pins, Trans Flag Pin, Don't Cry Craft Pin, Dinosaur Trinket Pin etc. oh also the "stuck in a timeloop" pin i made.)
my red headphones (where am i even going without them)
carabiner full of random shit (i literally do not have a single key or otherwise important object hanging in there)
d) hair
might gel it back (for guy reasons)
definitely not putting the star hair clips because they look too girly
lost my whimsical hair to the need to be perceived as a boy :(
when i start passing as male i will become the most femboyish femboy to ever femboy
Wilbur and George are playing Geoguessr together, with Wilbur flirting and making George blush and out of nowhere, Dream arrives, only saying that he was casually watching the stream and he stays, always trying to get George's attention when Wilbur says something funny or makes him laugh.
Wilbur obviously doesn't believe him. The chat spam "Jealous Dream" all the time
“Stop it--”
.
“I’m being serious! Oh my god, look at his face chat! Look at him!”
.
George couldn’t help but smile as he cover his face, leaning backwards in his chair now. Wilbur really just had to say that, huh? The blush that masked his features was quick to show, causing him to be embarrassed even more than before! If he could see himself now..
“He’s cheeks are so red right now. Awww, Gogy!”, Wilbur laughed, the loving tone in his voice only rising the moment George gave him a look. God, he loved to see the other flushed like this. And knowing he made him blush THIS hard... yeah. A win in his book.
Though, before any of them continue with their antics...
“Hello!”
A new voice entered the call.
“Dream!”, George called out, the slight relief in his voice apparent. Thank god Dream was here to save him from this embarrassment!
“Oh, hi Dream!”, Wilbur hummed out, glancing back towards his discord briefly before returning to Geoguesser..
“Hi. Saw you guys were streaming geoguesser and decided to pop in to see if I could help”.
..
Wilbur knew Dream wasn’t here to help.
Wilbur knew Dream mostly held his attention to George, trying to get a bit of laughs and flushed reactions from him. He knew that the only reason Dream was here.. was because of him.
he cannot stand the idea of any kind of predator being kept as a pet, no matter how large or small it is. foxes, wolves, and big cats have been proven time and time again to be dangerous, & he will not engage in any conversation that tries to convince him they’d make good household pets.
if he does, he’s well and fully armed with knowledge to shut that argument down again and again.
if you look up his name , there’ll be a LOT of articles about him, and not in a flattering light either. during his first year, he received a substantial injury from one of the big cats he was taking care of - improper protocol, an open gate, and he was rushed to the hospital with horrible bite wounds to his lower torso & legs.
his right leg was amputated below the knee. he still has nerve damage in his left leg as well as on his hips that fluctuates between getting better and getting worse.
for a long time after the incident, he couldn’t leave the zoo. he would stay ON zoo premises after his hospitalization because he couldn’t return home because the place was CRAWLING with reporters.
he harbors no ill will towards the jaguar that caused his injury, nor does he harbor ill will towards the coworker responsible for the open gate. as a result of this safety has been vamped up throughout the entire zoo.
he’s actually only been officially back on the job for a couple of months, and he still gets recognized . it’s unpleasant, but such is life.
we have todobaku: a kiss… [31] after a small rejection
FEELS INCOMING
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“Please, Katsuki?”
“I said no already a million times, asshole. It’s weird and fucked up. No.”
Todoroki still refuses to give up. “Please,” he begs, gripping the hem of Bakugou’s T-shirt. “It doesn’t even have to be a hard punch—just enough for a split lip or a black eye: barely anything.”
“You’re crazy,” Bakugou says bluntly, shaking Todoroki’s hand off. “I’m the one who will have to look at your face after the fact and know that it was me that messed it up. Just go see your fucking dad already and leave me the hell out of it.”
He feels a stabbing jolt of guilt when Todoroki’s face falls, but he absolutely won’t hurt him just so he has an excuse to skip a stupid meeting. Of course, he knows Todoroki has a convoluted relationship with that bastard Endeavor. He doesn’t want that motherfucker anywhere near Todoroki, either, but there must be a better solution than punching him.
Todoroki’s expression dissolves into one of irritation. “If you really cared in the least, you’d do as I asked.” He turns to the door angrily. The room grows colder as his temper flares. “I’ll just go ask Midoriya to do it!”
“No you won’t.” Bakugou grabs him by the sleeve and tackles him, pinning him down effortlessly. “That was way too easy. You should train more often.”
“Get off,” Todoroki grumbles. He glares at the air over Bakugou’s left shoulder, stubbornly refusing to look at him. “If you won’t help me, someone will.”
“Shouto…” Bakugou sighs in exasperation. “I’m not going to punch you for such a stupid reason—or for any damn reason. You’re being unreasonable. If you don’t want to go see Endeavor, then just don’t. You don’t need an injury to get out of it.”
“You just don’t get it.” Todoroki stops struggling and lets his head fall. “Whatever. It’s useless.” He looks on the verge of tears, which ignited sparks of anger in Bakugou’s chest. God, he wants to fuck Endeavor up so bad. That bastard deserves a good beating more than anyone.
“Hey, it’ll be fine,” Bakugou murmurs eventually, his resolve cracking. He touches his fingertips to Todoroki’s cheek gently, briefly tracing the outline of his jaw. “I could punch your dad, if you want. I’ve got a few bones to pick with that fucker.”
Todoroki cracks a hesitant smile, finally meeting his gaze. “You’d pick a fight with the top hero just because you don’t want to hurt me?”
“You fucking bet.” Bakugou flicks his forehead and Todoroki winces in protest. “I’d kick the absolute shit out of him if you asked me to,” he continues, pressing their foreheads together. “But I won’t put even a single scratch on you.”
“You’re so straightforward,” Todoroki murmurs, an embarrassed flush creeping down his neck. “I suppose it isn’t a huge rejection, but… it does mean that I have to go.”
Bakugou kisses him in reply, making it as deliberately slow as possible and slipping his tongue in for good measure. Todoroki doesn’t push him away, jutting his chin forward to provide a better angle. He really doesn’t want to go, does he?
Bakugou pulls away, breathless, for barely long enough to say, “I’ll just have to keep you hostage.”
Todoroki doesn’t get any time to argue. Bakugou kisses him again, so softly that he feels as if his lips are melting. Despite a few protective groans, Todoroki grips the front of his shirt tightly, holding him in place.
As if he’d ever go anywhere. This is exactly where he wants to be: this is where he’ll always want to be.
On the plus side of making this whole list though, I'm listening to Recess again for the first time in years and wow, I totally forgot how much Ease My Mind and Coast Is Clear S L A P
KRISTINE FROSETH? No, that’s actually SOPHIA LONGBOTTOM from the NEXT GENERATION ERA. You know, the child of NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM and HANNAH ABBOTT? Only TWENTY-ONE years old, this GRYFFINDOR alumni works as a PUBLIC RELATIONS INTERN and is sided with THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX. SHE identifies as a CIS WOMAN and is a HALFBLOOD who is known to be MANIPULATIVE, COMPETITIVE, and SPITEFUL but also INTELLIGENT, DRIVEN, and COQUETTISH. — &&. ( MEGAN, GMT, SHE/HER, 23. )
TATTOOS/PIERCINGS: Lobes on both ears, conch on the right.
CLOTHING STYLE: Highly fashionable, put together, femme and girly.
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Bone structure, big blue eyes.
ACCENT/VOICE: Fairly grey-area southern English accent, quite high and sing-song.
—— DIGGING DEEPER !
STAR SIGN: Virgo
MBTI: ESTJ-A
ENNEGRAM TYPE: The Achiever
TEMPERAMENT: Choleric
COLOUR PERSONALITY: Yellow #FFFF00
BIG FIVE PERSONALITY TEST: O - 37.5% C - 87.5% E - 94% A - 31% N - 50%
THEME SONG: dead to me - kali uchis, thank u, next - ariana grande, how to be a heartbreaker - marina
HOBBIES: Quidditch, dating, taking care of her appearance, singing, a little bit of herbology and gardening.
—— BEHIND THE WIZARD !
WAND TYPE: Fir, Phoenix feather 10" Hard.
My august grandfather, Gerbold Octavius Ollivander, always called wands of this wood ‘the survivor’s wand’, because he had sold it to three wizards who subsequently passed through mortal peril unscathed. There is no doubt that this wood, coming as it does from the most resilient of trees, produces wands that demand staying power and strength of purpose in their true owners, and that they are poor tools in the hands of the changeable and indecisive. Fir wands are particularly suited to Transfiguration, and favour owners of focused, strong-minded and, occasionally, intimidating demeanour.
PATRONUS: Abraxan Winged Horse (according to Pottermore)
BOGGART: Herself, invisible and muted to everyone.
since day one she realised that punishment as a child was inconsequential really, and that people naturally wanted to react to her in a caring way. just made easier if she lead them in the right direction. so u can imagine that being her sibling was so much fun! like she wasn’t angelica pickles all the time.... but she wasn’t a constant delight. pretty desperate for attention.
i guess carrying on from the learned behaviour as a kid she only really knew pulling people’s strings? she wasn’t influenced by anyone else, it was just something that came naturally to her very early and wasn’t really corrected because she was pretty good at it.
a quite frankly frightening perfectionist. causes her quite a bit of turmoil which she ofc hides in an effort to appear effortless. yes that is a very broken looking sentence, you see the issue.
at hogwarts she got pretty quickly obsessed with her self image, lived the mean girl dream (nightmare) through most of her time at school. never had any true friends until her last two years at hogwarts bc the rest were all social climbers who periodically threw one another under the bus depending on the circumstances. despite this, she is loyal to a fault. she will swiftly demand vengeance, retribution and is not afraid to steal your boyfriend if she feels you aren’t being punished enough.
never got below an E in her entire time at hogwarts and was able to remedy that initial grade swiftly.
is actually a good friend once she lets her guard down.
overall a better person now but she can still be snappish and cruel without thinking. is not a girl who will lie to you about how you look in that outfit.
was a chaser for gryffindor, tries not to seem overly enthusiastic about the game but adores playing quidditch. has season tickets for the holyhead harpies.
jenna marbles vc: I’M A VIRGO!!
a very talented herbologist in her time at school, sequestered herself away in the greenhouses often even though the humidity made her hair go all frizzy. still has a little windowsill garden at her flat.
absolutely disastrous with romance and is lowkey terrified of submitting to the mortifying ordeal of being known, i mean, aren’t we all ladies? really does genuinely enjoy dating around and casual attachments. is a thoroughly sexual being, doesn’t give a shit if you don’t like it. an insufferable flirt.
still sleeps with a stuffed mooncalf that she’s had since she was tiny. if you make any unwanted comment about daisy however, you will be sleeping on the floor.
works in a pretty cut-throat PR office now, after the whole gilderoy lockhart ordeal there was an opportunity to mine.
TIMECLASH - Is completely desperate to understand the magic behind it all. Slightly terrified to see her parents as 20-somethings? And has honestly had the thought: look at how the dating pool has widened up, nice. Yep.
oof i’m so rusty with intros and i should proof read this but i’m not gonna lol. please please please feel free to message me to plot, or you can like this post and i’ll drop you a dm. i will be going thru everyone’s intros tomorrow at work and will hopefully be drumming up some ideas!
exes who hate each other? still have chemistry? on good terms? friends? not exes exactly... ex-almost-somethings? ex-hookups? current hookup? someone she teased at school? used to be fake ass friends together? friends with romantic/sexual tension? coworker? current long-lasting best friends? school rivals? someone she used to tutor? they live in the same building? share a flat? live next door and hear her singing in the shower? maybe she saved a potted plant of theirs? a client of hers? friends who only see each other to party? friends who shop together?
