Does anyone else get the 'wealth of useless knowledge' vibe from Robert or is it just me? Like, dude had essentially no social life for over a decade. Any time spent outside of the Mech was spent either:
A. Fixing said mech
B. Staring listlessly at the ceiling, grasping for any hope at getting a couple hours sleep.
or C. Doomscrolling
Like, its the middle of the night, and Roberts just scrolling through instagram, or facebook, or whatever media platform was most popular in the early 2010's, and he comes across one of those weird/random fact posts, and just archives the information for random us I guess.
He doesn't even remember half the shit he reads, shit just activates like a sleeper cell after someone utter the right string of words.
"Got a civi here with a broken arm, just gonna quick portal them to a hospital"
"Alright, go for it....... Did you know hospital is short for house of sick people including treatment and labour?"
"...Okay? Don't know why i needed to know that?"
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"FUCK! Bitch just threw sand in my fucking eyes."
"Did you know that your nervous system isn't aware that your eyes exist, and if it did, it would treat them as a foreign body and attack them.
"And this is important fucking information, WHY?"
"And the colour you see when you close your eyes is called eigengrau, not black."
"....."
"It's also referred to as brain grey."
"Bitch are you still fucking talking?"

















