Hello my darling Beef and good Christmas tidings. Today I bring you Fool's Gold, Frankie-sence and Myrrrhhrr. (That's how it's spelled and if anyone tells you otherwise they're wrong).
I know I'm kind of a ghost around here, my tumblr is a full-on stinky dumpster fire.... BUT... I would like to pwease participate in your Holiday Story time. I will pick my character based on whatever crazy idea pops into my deranged noggin when you present me with the prompt.
May I request **BEEF'S CHOICE** for the prompt, pretty please and tyvm.
A BOLD CHOICE, NOXY. A BOLD CHOICE INDEED.
For you, I will conjure an original, off-the-menu prompt.
[Character of your Choice] accidentally stole exactly 30 pounds of gingerbread dough and now must pay for their crime.