Chopper: *exists*
You: I am a parent now.
Zoro: to who?
You: *holds up chopper* this is my son *you then hold him to your hip as you point to Zoro* AND YOU ARE THE FATHER!
Zoro: *used to your shit at this point* fair enough.
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Chopper: *exists*
You: I am a parent now.
Zoro: to who?
You: *holds up chopper* this is my son *you then hold him to your hip as you point to Zoro* AND YOU ARE THE FATHER!
Zoro: *used to your shit at this point* fair enough.
Are you… A marine?
PAIRING: Smoker x f!Reader
SUMMARY: You should really start being cautious, even more now that you are a pirate and find yourself at the place where one of the biggest marine bases is. But could you really be blamed when the hottest man you’ve ever seen in your entire life takes you to an alley to fuck you?
GENRE: Smut
WARNINGS: Exhibitionism kink.
WORD COUNT: 1.4k words
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The Sparring Incident; OPLA!Sanji
You challenge Sanji to spar, unaware that it would change your friendship forever (aka Zoro has terrible timing).
Kitchen Misunderstanding (One Piece) (Ace)
Reader is part of the Whitebeard Pirates and is in a relationship with Ace. One day, she hears Ace grunting and making odd sounds, and when she opens the kitchen door, she finds both Ace and Thatch in a compromising position. She misreads the situation, thinking Ace is cheating on her with Thatch. Marco shows up and makes the situation worse.
The Sister
Shanks x LuffySister!Reader
Synopsis: It had been 5 months since you last saw your red-headed lover, but you knew that once he returned, he wouldn't be leaving without you.
A/n: Might expand more later, or might not. I'm just trying to get out of writers block so have some Shanks :P
5 months.
It had been 5 months since you last saw him, and while the ache in your chest should have lessened by now, it only seemed to grow worse by the day. You were currently trying to ease the ache by relaxing on the beach, the sound of the waves crashing into the rocks filling your ears. The sand was warm and usually comforted you, but all you could think about was how much you missed his warmth.
"He'll be here soon, Y/n"
Your eye peeked open, squinting up at the little boy that towered over you. Luffy had also been missing Shanks and had been constantly reminding you of his absence. A sigh came from you as you sat up and turned to your brother, "Luffy..."
His face scrunched up in pain at your tone, heart sinking as you tried to let him down softly. "No, he'll come back soon. You have to have faith." He fought back, face still full of pain as he rocked on his feet. Your eyes wandered out to the sea in front of you, bottom lip between your teeth as you tried to find the right words. Shanks usually wasn't gone for this long, the most he had been away was two months. While you knew that probably meant he would never return, the 7-year-old behind you didn't.
Part of you wondered if this was your fault. After all, the last time he left you made him promise that next time you would be coming with him. Which was something Luffy didn't know about.
He would be fine, of course, considering the townspeople treated him like he was one of their own. It would be hard being away from your brother but you knew your heart couldn't take another second being away from Shanks. He was your home, and you were beginning to grow violently homesick.
Luffy opened his mouth to start up again, but it slammed shut at the sound of the bells ringing from the town hall, signaling that a ship had arrived. Luffy inhaled sharply, hope filling his chest as he grabbed your hand and yanked you up from the sand. "It might be him!!! We have to go!!!"
You tried to argue with him, but it was no use. So you let him drag you all the way through the town until you reached the port. "Luffy, buddy it's probably not him-"
An arm wrapped around you, ripping you from Luffy's grasp as you were hauled back into a chest. Kisses were peppered all over your face and neck as sweet nothings were whispered in between the pecks. Your brain finally caught up with your heart and a smile burst across your lips.
"Shanks!! You're back!!" Luffy cried out as he bounded towards you two.
Shanks turned you swiftly as he continued peppering kisses all over your face. You giggled from the tickle of his stubble, relief and happiness filling every crevice of your body until you were quite literally vibrating in his embrace. "I missed you, my love," Shanks said as you pulled back a little to take him in. His brown eyes were warm and loving, and your homesickness seemed to disappear under his gaze.
Shanks acknowledged Luffy who was currently pulling at his jacket and asking a million questions about his recent journeys, which gave you a chance to look him over for any injuries. Spotting none, you grabbed his hand and motioned for him and Luffy to follow you to the bar you frequently visited. "How about we take this conversation elsewhere?"
Im here to say that college!au opla!zoro is your most superior zoo version yet. Please share any more thoughts you have on this cute couple!!!! I love their dynamic so much
listen;;;;;; i love college!au opla!zoro so much. so…… because i am… unwell about this man, sfw and nsfw headcanons/snippets of college!au opla!zoro (most of this is based on the death before decaf fic where zoro is a fencer and reader is a physical therapy major):
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afternoon naps on the ratty old couch in the living room of his dorm; luffy is his roommate who is simultaneously never there but also randomly always there at the weirdest most inopportune moments
“what did you say he studies?” “uh… something about international policy but he got in on a sports scholarship too.” “yeah? what’s he do?” “gymnastics.” “wait — seriously?” “yeah he’s /weird/ flexible.”
sharing pizza at midnight, sitting in his lap as he scrolls through highlight reels of past olympic fencing bouts, his chin occasionally brushing against your shoulder as he explains all the different rules and moves; you can feel the light stubble, feel the deep rumble of his voice along your arm where it’s pressed against his chest
Can I request "comparing hand sizes" for Roronoa Zoro with gn reader please?
You were walking over to where Zoro was lifting weights on the deck when you stopped to look back at Usopp and Luffy, both of whom were smiling like a pair of idiots and giving you a pair of thumbs up, as if that would solve all of the nervousness you were feeling right now along with feelings of regret for going along with this and stupidity for thinking that this would ever work well in your favour.
In that moment there were no two people you hated more in this moment then Luffy and Usopp, hating yourself for ever thinking that telling Usopp your feelings for the swordsman would ever be kept a secret. For he went off and told Luffy, who then told Sanji who -begrudgingly- gave advice in the form of comparing hand sizes, claiming that it could be regarded as flirting if done correctly. So Usopp and Luffy were making -read: forcing- you to go and do exactly that with Zoro in hopes of getting the point across. you didn’t exactly have high hopes that it’ll work but you were being forced to go through with it regardless.
Are you… A pirate?
PAIRING: Smoker x f!Reader
SUMMARY: You were praying you would never meet Smoker again after the fiasco at Loguetown. But the universe had other plans.
GENRE: Smut
WARNINGS: Rough sex.
WORD COUNT: 1.6k words
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