#op incorrect quotes

[simple-dorito]

Chopper: *exists*

You: I am a parent now.

Zoro: to who?

You: *holds up chopper* this is my son *you then hold him to your hip as you point to Zoro* AND YOU ARE THE FATHER!

Zoro: *used to your shit at this point* fair enough.

[lonelysatoru]

[weiyjling]

Shanks: I’m trying to win my boyfriend back.

Shanks: *singing* I said i’d lose that girl-

Buggy: What boyfriend?

Shanks: Mihawk

Buggy: Mihawk is not your boyfriend. I’m your boyfriend…

Shanks: Say that again.

Buggy: *shaking his head* mhmh

Shanks: That’s okay I have it right hear *pulls out a den den recorder*

Den Den Mushi: *Buggy’s voice* I’m your boyfriend.

Buggy: Oh boy…

[luxthestrange]

OP Incorrect quotes#61 Bear-er

Y/n: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake~ Zoro: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear Y/n: ... Y/n: You mean ring bear-ER, right? Zoro: ... Y/n: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Zoro & Bear earlier that day

[peanut-with-wifi-access]

I have like a million quotes ready to cause donquibros related pain so here's this for now

[luvclrye]

Nami: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Zoro without him noticing?

Sanji: Hey, mosshead, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Zoro: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Nami: ...

[whispers-of-lilith]

I Don't Look That Old

Law: I don't look that old, I'm just tired.

You: Yeah, captain! You only look 26!

Law: *smug* See—

You: 26... minutes from dying.

Law: *scowls* Fuck you.

You: Maybe after you nap.

[greeneyedsigma]

Katakuri, after getting his ass beat by Luffy: I’ve only had Luffy for a day, but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.