Aug 11
Nami: "if someone goes underwater with a milk mustache, drown them."
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Nami: "I only save people who listen."
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Nami: "if someone goes underwater with a milk mustache, drown them."
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Nami: "I only save people who listen."
Katakuri, after getting his ass beat by Luffy: I’ve only had Luffy for a day, but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Luffy; why does (name) call you baby girl?
Buggy: HOW ABOUT WE STOP TALKING SHIT HEAD!
Bonus:
Nami: you’ve got Buggy hooked.
You: like a dog on a leash *takes a sip of your drink*
Sanji: *would absolutely get on his knees and bark if you wanted*
You: don’t ask me nothing! I’m concentrating on something important right now and it’s taking a lot of focus on my end to not let it out of my sight.
Usopp: what’s the colour of zoro’s hair?
You: *staring at Zoro’s back and arms appreciatively* pink, next question.
Usopp: …
You: has anyone told you that you’re hot.
Smoker: don’t you dare-
You: smoking hot!
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Koby: so that’s how you got punished.
You: it was absolutely worth it though Koby, I got him to blush!
Helmeppo : or red with annoyance and anger but sure keep being delusional.
You: I defiantly have a chance.
Kidd: will you stop being a little shit?!
You: will you stop being a little shit?!
Kidd: stop copying me!
You: stop copying me!
Kidd: pack it the fuck in!
You: redhead dickhead says what?
Kidd: what?
You: hahah you admit you’re a dickhead.
Law: and you’re telling me they’re a couple?
Luffy: weird I know, you wouldn’t think it at all.
Boa Hancock: what’s your type dearest (name)
You: I like my men weak and pathetic
Nami: so like buggy and bartholemew
You: yes, but I also like my men brooding and capable of wielding a sword.
Robin: like Zoro and law.
You: yes, but yet I also like guys with humour and know how to have fun once in a while.
Luffy: like my big bros ace and Sabo!
You: exactly. Hope that wanders your question on who my type is, see you guys later. *leaves*
Nami: that didn’t answer anything.
Robin: nothing at all about who their type actually is.
Boa: that doesn’t limit the list any shorter than it was before. If nothing it’s twice as long now!
Luffy: maybe they like meat more.
One Piece Incorrect Quote
Marco: Are you decent?
Ace: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.