OUGH I’m so excited for Underground Blossom y’all

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OUGH I’m so excited for Underground Blossom y’all
This video is about making your possum part of the holiday magic.
I’m literally obsessed with this woman. Why did I only find out about her today?
I know you have seen or heard about MEpearlA on YouTube:
But did you know they have a Patreon page?
And did you that for only 35 USD a month you can ask Pearl, the dead ascended psychic squirrel who knows everything, for counseling?
Even better, you can even be ADOPTED by Georgette Spelvin (aka The Opossum Lady)!
You can also preorder their book
Remember:
When all else fails,
ASK PEARL*
*Pearl of Wisdom absolves herself of any and all responsibility for whatever may go terribly terribly wrong as a result of taking her advice. Thank you for writing in and have a nice day.
The Past Within… 🚪
So I know I don't have many active followers now, but I'm desperate, does anyone remember "Me, Pearl" going viral on Tumblr at all??? I've just come across her videos and it's so familiar to me and I can't find anything on Tumblr about her
She's exactly like Jackie Onassis... if Jackie Onassis gave opossums pedicures, massages and CPR.
why is the lore so deep? why does there exist a lady who channels the spirit of an undead pet squirrel and dispenses its advice via comedic possum demonstrations? why does she have an entire website for this? how does one even obtain such an absurd sense of humor?
ME Pearl Presents PROPER OPOSSUM MASSAGE
I feel really relaxed now.