mi estas nenio kaj mi estas eterna.

Voy a explotar

[toskarin]

Would you rather bathe in cow milk or in the blood of the innocent

stepping into my bath of the blood of the innocent and walking out with completely dry hair

[psychuan]

because of your blood-proof shower cap

[toskarin]

because of my blood-proof shower cap

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[velartis]

Franz Kafka, 1912

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[junglejim4322]

Genuinely the easiest form of protest is boycotting and it’s more available than ever it’s never been easier to pirate or shoplift or just buy a fucking alternative youre not going to die if you don’t get your overpriced treats

[junglejim4322]

Genuinely the easiest form of protest is boycotting and it’s more available than ever it’s never been easier to pirate or shoplift or just buy a fucking alternative youre not going to die if you don’t get your overpriced treats

[junglejim4322]

Genuinely the easiest form of protest is boycotting and it’s more available than ever it’s never been easier to pirate or shoplift or just buy a fucking alternative youre not going to die if you don’t get your overpriced treats

[junglejim4322]

Genuinely the easiest form of protest is boycotting and it’s more available than ever it’s never been easier to pirate or shoplift or just buy a fucking alternative youre not going to die if you don’t get your overpriced treats

[junglejim4322]

Genuinely the easiest form of protest is boycotting and it’s more available than ever it’s never been easier to pirate or shoplift or just buy a fucking alternative youre not going to die if you don’t get your overpriced treats

[ryan-sometimes]

It’s odd when men blame women for the “male loneliness epidemic” because oftentimes men are lonely in their own friend groups. Of course you’re lonely dude, your friends know literally nothing about you. You haven’t had a vulnerable moment with them ever. They don’t even know your surname. Instead of leaning on a random woman go lean on your buddies bro

[weavingshaw]

was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool

[dramatic-dolphin]

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

[capacity2]

They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

[la-vie-en-lys]

If you say "hi" and that's it you sound like you don't give a shit. Why would I want to talk to someone who won't even introduce themselves properly? Make an effort or suffer your loneliness epidemic.

[capacity2]

You people are crazy . You’re just crazy. This isn’t a normal world anymore

[auttumnleafs]

It's poor netiquette. If someone sent you a letter in the mailbox that just said "hi" would that not drive you insane?

[capacity2]

I would send hello ^.^ back ….. and feel warm inside

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

[pawjamas]

[xyzist]

a girl bullied me in middle school for being “annoying and a spazz” (read: autistic). she’s going into psychology now.

a girl bullied me in middle school because i was shy and awkward and easy to take advantage of. she’s now a mentor in the link program that matches up allistic students with autistic students to be their mentor.

a girl bullied me in high school for my comprehension issues, poor social skills, impulsiveness and inability to understand social cues (all autism symptoms). later that year she did a project on autism and talked about how ~*~honored~*~ she would feel if an autistic person wanted to be friends.

allistic people talk so much about how cute and endearing autistic people are but the moment they meet an actual autistic person they’re like “what the FUCK is that?”

[killxbunnyyy]

Hey sorry if I’m kinda weird I was supposed to be dead by now