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[cultofroslin]

I AM DYING IN BED FROM THIS GIDDINESS THAT IS EXPLODING OUT OF MY CHEST RIGHT NOW. My brain no longer distinguishes between reality and fiction.

[asherwaythe7thwolf]

Okay, I know you’re not supposed to ascribe labels to people, but does anyone else have that one homie that says certain things that make you go “… Are you sure you’re cishet?” Like you don’t say it out loud, obviously, but you’re secretly thinking it. That one homie who, if they were to come out, you wouldn’t really be surprised.

[mywordstovictor]

Being autistic, I’ve been brainstorming.

"You sound like an ai."

"Is that your way of saying you wanna fuck me?"

- less versatile

- would never actually feel comfortable using it

- probably make people uncomfortable but not in the funny way

- is nowhere near as much fun as

"You sound like a robot."

"I am an android."

- versatile and practical

- Star Trek reference

- nostalgic

- strikes confusion into the hearts of my enemies

- makes people the funny kind of uncomfortable

Oh well, you know what they say, dehumanization breeds innovation. I’m sure I’ll come up with something eventually.

[springfae]

This feels like it might be a really niche thing but if I'm gonna find anyone else that is like this, it's gonna be here...

Does anyone else get super motivated to do something (organise the house paperwork that lives on a shelf in boxes, fix your small business SEO all at once, rip out the entire garden and replant it etc etc) and then because the results don't happen quickly enough, lose all motivation, get pissed off beyond belief, and give up?

This can't just be me? Can it?

[johnhwatsonblog]

Whats the color of a carrot?

Go see your ophthalmologist.

[isitvroomornyoom]

Is bad how nervous I am suggesting music to lando ??? Like all my chilled songs are nintendo soundtracks ??? But they're mostly nostalgia based so ???

[nerdybirdboy]

After losing his spleen, my Tim tries his best to keep this specific weakness a secret. Imagine no one knowing about it and then he gets hurt and Kon gives him a quick x-ray look-over and notice that there’s a piece of Tim missing. Tim might then have some explaining to do.

[that-other-dead-person]

Basically...

Undertale but you're a spider.

Also have a more crappy one.