#or done

[steelthroat]

My mum just called my and told me that my aunt, who has become unexpectedly bigoted these last 2 years, told her:

"Oh [Zero] has so many girl friends what if [It] is a lesbian?"

(My mum told her that even if I were, I am an adult, and it's not hers my aunt's business. So she gets her "cool mum" mug this year)

But the thing I don't get is...

Lady... I've never been in the closet. Everyone knows I fancy women. Like- I have never hidden the fact that I am pan since I was 13.

Like, lmao, she was once speculating about another cousin's sexuality in front of other relatives, and I stepped in saying "you don't have to look for the gay nephew when you have me"

Jfc it's not nice speculating about anyone's sexuality in their absence and in front of other relatives especially. Idk if that cousin is queer or not but I won't stand by and have them either outed or put in a tough spot because that aunt is stupid

Oh and that was after she had asked me "why don't you shave the hair on your legs? Don't people say anything to you?"

And i said, "Because I don't care, and if someone says anything, I will ignore them :D"

Dude. I have NEVER been in the closet. I will never be in the closet, I ALSO present queer... ffs I've been wearing the same rainbow bandana around my wrist since 2019.

I don't get how people even have to wonder about my identity when I've NEVER been ambiguous about it.

I TELL PEOPLE I AM QUEER THEY FORGET??? And then ask my mum if I'm queer a month later????? I can't make this shit up, man.

[angstics]

my chem sometimes flirted with multimedia performances/stunts, but none of them stuck. like why have i never heard of helena live dance performance? they had a hearse in the streets of england? the black parade … ghouls? even the 2020 summoning vid. i go back and forth appreciating the drama and wondering what it does for the music 😭

[pauls-broken-a-glass65]

THAT FACE THO—

[terrible-horrible-mind-of-aspen]

Bokuakakuroken: Kitchen Shenanigans

- Akaashi and Kuroo can cook. Bokuto and Kenma can not. Bokuto and Kenma set things on fire/break things

- “Stop climbing on the countertops please” “Stop putting the cereal on top of the fridge”

- Kuroo puts the pots and pans on top of the cabinets and Akaashi hates it cause he has to get a step stool to reach them because he’s a civilized person that doesn’t climb on the counter

- Bokuto used to be allowed to use the microwave without supervision. He is no longer allowed that privilege.

- “Where did all this rice come from?” “I bought rice.” “So did I.” 

- “Kenma this isn’t a shopping list this is a sticky note of junk food.” 

- “This bottle of hot sauce is from the year two-thousand-seventeen.” “When did we move into this house again?” 

- “There’s a tiny society forming on the leftovers.”

- Just cramming stuff into the fridge won’t make it fit. That doesn’t mean they don’t try.

[swallowtailed]

finished draft 1 of rhr!!! it’s 74.2k, right in the neighborhood of what i predicted for it (80k). it... doesn’t feel real that it’s done, lol.

but. well. it is!!

[usermischief]

Stiles: Oh, right. Derek said you guys had a code. I guess no one ever breaks it.

I have the memory of a goldfish. Was Stiles there when Derek told them about the code? I either have been very distracted, or I already forgot about that scene. lol But I also don’t trust the writing on the show, so... who knows.

[satiricaily]

my life is just my phone blaring alarms randomly because i always make a lot of them and never keep up