#or lying

[moorishflower]

I'm watching Cunk on Earth and the image I got in my brain was one of retired Dream, new and fragile and trying to get his bearings, and Hob tells him "Let's put on something funny? I've been meaning to watch this one." And he puts on Cunk on Earth, and Hob finds it hilarious (especially when she gets to the medieval bits), right up until Dream, who has been -- unbeknownst to Hob -- getting himself well and truly lathered over the past 40-60 minutes, bursts into tears.

"Fuck," Hob says, and scrambles to get into a better position, the awkwardness of sitting beside someone on a sofa not the ideal way to comfort someone who is, by all indications, in the process of having some sort of horrific existential crisis. "Oh, fuck, Dream, sorry, sorry, I don't even know what I'm sorry for, please stop crying, why are we crying?"

(Hob has tried to cultivate a sense of empathy since the 1700s, and sometimes, like now, he thinks he might have overdone it a bit.)

And Dream, sniffling, red-eyed and tear tracks down his cheeks and snot glistening around his nostrils in a way that wouldn't be charming on any other human except for him, says, "All of the things she is saying are wrong."

[girlhelpicf]

I HAVE PHOTO EVIDENCE OF VENUS BIANCADI BEING A PERCY HATER

[kiurit]

Natalie Wood’s own family doesn’t hold Walken responsible, but sure some random tumblr has cracked the code ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i think it's funny when there's no new severance episodes and the christopher walken truthers are getting mean in my inbox

[bookishjules]

anyway, follow @kraigsretirementparty if you want to talk about more ways Ragnor was very, very wrong

[winepresswrath]

Okay okay so we've got Gaslight (Xuē Yang), Girlboss (Jgy), but who is Gatekeep? 

There are two valid answers:

JGY is in fact gatekeep, leaving girlboss for WWX

JC is gatekeep

Depending on whether you want to organize your evil threesome based on antagonists or men with disadvantageous backgrounds who got cancelled.

[american-teen-against-crime]

Thanks to @master-sleuth ‘s lovely fic https://master-sleuth.tumblr.com/post/615435151203287040/a-dinner-date-with-deirdre here, I had an IdeaTM

I am first and foremost a Francy girl. But I do also ship Jancy. And this made me think, what if Frank was nervous to go on a date with Nancy or something, and so he asked Joe to help him out...maybe because he’s all like “Joe, you flirt with girls all the time!” “I thought you said I was corny and lame,” “Are you Going To Help Me Or Not?!” Or something along those lines.

Then it goes all Cyrano De Bergerac and Frank realizes that Joe is in love with Nancy- and while this is really rough for him he urges Joe to tell her because she deserves the right to know. Meanwhile Nancy was really getting along well with Frank but was super suss because she realized Frank was not talking like Frank and instead sounded more like Joe, which she understood if Joe would help him out through that lil’ earpiece Frank claimed was an AirPod, but what she DIDN’T understand was if that was Joe talking how did it seem so real and vulnerable.... Nancy obviously is in denial but then when Joe is trying to tell her but yet also very scared to tell her a showdown happens and she’s like really poking at him trying to figure out what’s going on and then he blurts it out.

Not sure what would happen from there but yeah that’s an idea lol😂😂😂

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[tippitv]

Oh lord I just realized that while the bros told the three main teens about the existence of ghosts, that one kid who actually got attacked is just kinda... on his own.