#orc headcanons

[witchthewriter]

𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑾𝑶 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬: 𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝐻𝑒 𝑆𝘩𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!

a/n: this includes ... all types not just one. So it's a bit of a 'preference.' (That's what we called it in the olden days ...)

Also this is 18+, not explicitely explicit but ... we acting like grown ups.

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ | ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ ᴵᴵ

𝑽𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・He worships you in slow, deliberate ways. Your presence needs to be savoured, never rushed.

・Your relationship is intense. Full of tension and pure devotion.

・He is a creature of elegance and obsession. To him, love is eternal, a bond that transcends time, life, and even death. He does not just love you; he worships you.

・He follows you in the shadows, watching, ensuring no harm comes to you. He is always there, whether you see him or not.

・Jealousy runs deep. If another so much as looks at you too long, he will appear beside you, fingers brushing your throat in a quiet warning.

・He is a silent guardian, a ghost of devotion, ever watchful, ever patient.

・Oh god he just LOVES gifting you luxurious items...antique jewellery or the most expensive jewellery in the current trends, books older than empires or books he noticed you liked from BookTok, treats for your pets, snacks for you...

・His love is eternal, and that means he has to keep up with the times... he brandishes you with flowers, chocolate, hot coffee, the latest phone etc. To show that no matter how much time will pass, you and he are forever.

・Funnily enough, he will never let you be cold (unless it's Summer and you need his icy skin...that's the best feeling ever!) His touches, his whispers of raunchy thoughts...it's enough to have you looking away with warmth seeping into every bone in your body.

・Constantly tells you that, "You are mine."

・His nicknames for you are: 'beloved,' 'dove,' 'my heart,' 'darling,' 'blood of my blood.'

𝑾𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒐𝒍𝒇 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・Once you two decided to be a couple, you are his. Full stop. And everyone needs to know it.

・Your werewolf boyfriend is the embodiment of fierce devotion, raw passion, and unwavering protection. He does not love with hesitation. He is a ride or die.

・With werewolves, are pack creatures. You are his pack. His family. More than that, you are his mate. His soulmate. Therefore, everyone needs to know that.

・Whenever you're together, he keeps an arm around your waist in public, scent-marks you with his jacket, his hoody...his very presence.

・A big way he shows his love is through Acts of Service and Physical Touch...Your boyfriend loves to fix things for you, he gets the groceries, brushes your hair, massages your shoulders and back. He knows exactly where you left your phone, keys and glasses.

・He also carries you when you're tired...you don't even have to ask.

・Intimidating to others but to you, he's the softest, most gentle male you have ever met.

・He's always afraid of hurting you, so he makes sure to be extra careful.

・His mating instincts are also very, very strong. He leaves love bites, not enough to hurt - but enough to claim.

・He looks at you like you hung the moon. His entire world is centered around you.

・Calls you 'little one,' 'pup,' 'lamb,' 'sweetheart,' 'my mate,' 'sunshine,' 'precious.'

𝑶𝒓𝒄 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・“You are my heart. You are my home.” He speaks with no hesitation, because his love is truth.

・He does not hesitate. He does not doubt. You are his, and he will carve the world apart to prove it.

・Orcs do not love easily, but when they do, it is for life. You are not just his lover—you are his mate, his purpose, his home.

・When you are apart, he grows restless, his hands twitching, his jaw clenching. He does not handle distance well. You are meant to be by his side.

・If you are injured, he will not let you lift a single finger until you are fully healed. "You do not need to ask, little one. If you want it, I will make it so."

・The orc culture loves physical touch. Hugging, wrapping an arm around someone, kisses, forehead touches, leaning on each other, etc. It's what your boyfriend grew up with.

・He constantly pulls you close, runs his fingers along your skin, holds you against his chest

・He often carries you without warning, simply because he can.

・If you fall asleep against him, he will not move for hours, no matter how uncomfortable he is.

・If someone touches you with anything more than innocent intent, they do not walk away unscathed.

"No harm will come to you. Not while I breathe."

・Orcs do not believe in lies or empty flattery.If he tells you that you are beautiful, strong, worthy, he means it with his entire being.

・He does not buy gifts. He makes them. Your orc is an incredible crafter.

・He will forge a weapon; just for you. Engraved with protection runes. Jewellery; carved from bone, iron or stone. It's worn against his own skin before he gifts it to you. Therefore, it will carry his scent, his protection.

・Orcs believe in providing for their mate. If he is eating, you eat first. If there is little food, you get the best of it.

・He cooks for you, hunts for you, makes sure you are always fed and strong.

・His pet names for you are: 'little flame,' 'my treasure,' 'wife/husband' (even if you aren't married), 'warrior,' 'feisty one,' 'biter.'

𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏-𝑯𝒚𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒅 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・You are his greatest treasure. Dragons do not share. If he has chosen you, it means you are his, body and soul.

・He collects things that remind him of you—a lock of your hair tied in silk, a ring you once touched, a ribbon that still carries your scent.

・If you ever give him a gift, no matter how small, he hoards it like it is worth more than any jewel.

・His claws are sharp, his strength immense, yet he touches you with the utmost care.

・You are small in his arms, delicate compared to him, and it drives him mad with the need to protect you.

・Flying is sacred to him. To allow you on his back, to take you into the sky, means he trusts you completely.

・In his dragon form, you clutch the horns on his back as he soars across the sky. You feel the wind rushing past, the stress of the world just melts away.

・Tears spring to your eyes; either from the wind or your feelings...your love turns his head to look at you. His golden eyes gleaming. "You were meant to fly with me," he mind-speaks, voice filled with a deep, ancient knowing.

・When dragons love, they love eternally. He does not think in mortal years. He thinks in centuries.

・"You will stay with me," he murmurs, "won't you?"

・His wings tighten around you, golden eyes filled with something deep and yet completely full of vulnerability.

・He watches you with reverence, with something like awe, as if he cannot believe you are real.

・He calls you: 'my jewel,' 'star of my sky,' 'little love,' 'little bird,' 'my fierce love,' 'dragonrider.'

𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・He does not love like mortals do. He loves like a demon—raw, primal, unholy. He loves like he would tear the heavens apart for you.

・And he just might.

・He is always watching you.

・He knows your scent, your heartbeat, your dreams. He has studied every inch of you, memorized every detail.

・If someone else touches you? The air crackles with heat. His jaw tightens, his claws flex. He doesn’t tolerate competition.

・He has never raised his voice around you, always talks softly (he calls it seductively).

・The epitome of he hates everyone except you.

・The world fears him. His enemies kneel before him. But with you? He listens. He softens. He worships.

・His claws are sharp, but he never lets them harm you.

・His magic is dark, but he uses it to protect you, to keep you safe, to make sure no harm ever befalls you.

・Your demon LOVES to make you feel flustered. Flushed cheeks, red ears, stomach full of butterflies. He always makes you feel desired.

・"I would burn the heavens for you."

・He adores physical affection.

・Constantly has his hands on you. Holding your wrist, wrapping his tail around your waist, tracing invisible sigils into your skin.

・He's incredibly territorial over you.

・If you cry? He is not sure how to handle it. His hands twitch, unsure. His rage and power mean nothing if he cannot fix this.

・Demons are not supposed to have weaknesses. But you? You are his only one.

・He has existed for centuries, eons. He has known lust, hunger, desire. But love? Love is new. Love is terrifying.

・Love is you. And he is never going to let you go.

・He is the most fearsome creature until you show up and he turns into a pile of mush.

・Your lover calls you: 'little temptation,' 'darling,' 'pet,' 'hellfire,' 'my salvation,' 'bright one,' 'my favourite plaything.'

𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・Taught to love one being with complete and utter devotion...

・But your Angel would fall from 'God's Grace,' just to be by your side.

・Luckily, no one has found out about your relationship. He is your guardian angel...just one that you can see, hear, feel and touch whenever you desire.

・The way your Angel loves you is holy. It is divine. Sacred even.

・Believing you to somehow be a deity yourself, he only touches you with softness, with his fingers carefully ghosting over your skin. Aching for you.

・Angel has massive, white feathered wings that protrude from his back. Up close, you can see traces of gold among the feathers, making him glow ethereally.

・His large wings shield you from the world. As if he can create a sanctuary meant only for you.

・As a magical being, his kisses feel like pure sunlight...and joy...and the first day of spring.

・Yet if you are harmed, harrassed or bullied in one way or another, his golden eyes burn with fury.

・Violence is not who you know your boyfriend to be, but for you, he would destroy the world.

・His nicknames for you are: 'my light,' 'heavenly,' 'my everything,' 'pet,' (as in 'Petal'), 'seraph,' 'little star,' 'little goddess/god.'

𝑺𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒏 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・Your siren boyfriend is not just a creature of the deep; he is a thing of temptation, mystery, and obsession.

・He does not love lightly. He does not love softly. He loves like the tide, and you are the shore...forever changed by his touch.

・When he sings just for you, it’s not to lure, not to enchant. It’s to mark you as his, to let the ocean itself know who belongs to him.

・"You are mine," he whispers, voice soft but unshakable. "I have sung your name into the tides. The sea knows you now."

・His obsession is not cruel, not suffocating. It is devotion, unrelenting and infinite.

・When he holds you, it feels like being claimed, as if he is anchoring himself to you.

・His hands are cool from the sea, but his kisses are warm, deep, slow.

・Sirens are creatures of sound, of melody, of stories carried on the waves. ・His song is not just for you—it is about you. The ocean hums it, the seagulls echo it, the wind carries it across the water. ・And if you listen closely, you can hear it when the tide rolls in. The melody of his love, whispered in the waves. "Even if you cannot hear it," he says, "the sea will always know your name."

・If you ever enter the sea, it feels different now. As if it knows you, as if it welcomes you. ・You can swim longer, breathe easier, because his magic has seeped into your skin, tying you to him in a way that cannot be undone.

・If you accept him completely, if you give yourself to him fully, you will never fear the ocean again.

・Your siren calls you: 'songbird,' 'little minnow,' 'my melody,' 'precious pearl,' 'you are my tide, i will follow you anywhere.'

𝑬𝒍𝒇 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・He is a being that has endured centuries, seen empires rise and fall, even watched the stars shift in the sky.

・And yet, in all those years...he has never loved like this.

・In love, he is not rushed, not impulsive, not reckless.

・His love is patient, cautious, all-encompassing.

・It is a slow-burning fire, a heat that never dies.

・When an elf chooses a mate; it is eternal. A love that is woven into the heavens; into the very essence of the worlds.

・Elves are creatures of grace, of quiet strength, of whispered words that carry the weight of centuries.

・Your lovers touch is featherlight. As if he's afraid you will vanish beaneath his fingertips...as if you aren't real.

・He loves brushing his long fingers against your cheek, his knuckles grazing your lips, memorizing every single detail.

"I have seen a thousand sunrises," he whispers, "but none have been as beautiful as you."

・He loves gifting you with beautiful earthly things; flowers woven into a delicate crown, a bracelet of intertwined leaves, wooden carvings of all your favourite animals.

・When he is away, he writes you letters in Elvish, sealed with wax, filled with words so poetic they could break your heart. If you do not understand his language, he teaches you, whispering each word against your skin.

・His love is not loud, not demanding.

・He shows it in the gentlest of ways. Of doing things for you; cleaning your clothes, doing your makeup, helping you with your shoes.

・It's also in the way he turns his head to listen whenever you speak, the way he always moves to your side without thought. If you are tired, he carries you effortlessly, as if your weight is nothing to him.

・The trees know your name. The wind whispers it through the leaves...When you sit with him in a quiet grove, he closes his eyes and listens. The earth sings when you are near.

"The forest remembers you," he says, "as I do."

・His voice is always calm, near melodic.

・He does not simply say “I love you.” Instead he says:

"You are the first breath of spring after a thousand winters."

"My heart beats in time with yours."

"If the stars fell from the sky, I would carve new constellations for you with my own hands."

・And when he says your name? It sounds like a prayer.

・In Elven culture, hair is sacred. To touch someone’s hair is a sign of trust. But to braid it? It is an act, nay, a sign of deep devotion.

・When he braids your hair, he is not just arranging strands. He is weaving his love into each movement. He is binding you to him in the silent language of his people.

・If you braid his hair, he will close his eyes, exhaling slowly, surrendering himself to you completely.

"This is a bond," he whispers. "One that cannot be broken."

・Your nicknames are: 'starlight,' 'little fawn,' 'elenya" (Elvish for ‘My Star’), 'beloved one,' 'birdie,' 'I would wait centuries for you,' 'sweetheart.'

[meteors-lotr]

A group of Hobbits is called a herd

A group of Dwarves is called a pod

A group of Elves is called a dance

A group of Men is called a flock

A group of Orcs is called a nest

A group of Goblins is called a brood

A group of Wizards is called a problem

[monstersandmaw]

Your orc lover can’t get enough of the taste of you.

Tusks jutting against your skin as the two of you share ardent kisses, crowded back against the bedroom door; tusks framing that focused attention while you squirm and writhe beneath an insistent mouth; tusks pressing carefully against your body as you’re worshipped relentlessly.

Lifting your legs to rest easily on strong shoulders, huge hands digging into your thighs and hips, gripping and pulling you down as you’re devoured and adored.

Loving, languid licks while you lie there, boneless and spent, both of you breathing hard and sensitive all over…

Yes, your orc lover just cannot get enough of the taste of you.

[nerd-stuff-inc]

I woke up this morning thinking about Orc noses, so of course I had to write that shit down.

Orcs are basically the pugs of the fantasy world. Their flat faces are seen as weird and kinda ugly, but some people think they're cute. (And l am people.)

Also like a brachycephalic dog, they're prone to a lot of strange noises, especially when they're worked up. It's not uncommon to hear a symphony of snuffles before warriors head off to battle.

The same goes for when they're excited. Sometimes it's hard to tell if an orc has hay fever or she's just happy to see you. Snort laughs are the norm, too, so no need to be embarrassed about yours.

They snore like a freight train, but they're so used to it they still sleep soundly. Although, it does have its drawbacks. For most orcs, a totally silent night is unnerving .

They have a unique way of showing affection with their noses, too. If they like you, they'll press their face into your cheek or hair and give you a good sniff. Orcs don't have a great sense of smell, so it's considered a privilege to enjoy a loved one's scent. (If this one seems familiar, it's because it was heavily inspired by the Inuit kunik greeting.)

[ghostwrita]

Orc Culture? What are weddings, celebrations, or other things like?

I got a few orc requests and decided to combine them. NSFW Under the cut.

Orc Headcanons

Orc Celebrations

Orcs love to celebrate. There is always something to celebrate. Baby’s first birthday, job promotion, winning a battle, etc. No matter how big or how small, orcs will celebrate if they are able. Orcs have been in wars constantly throughout their history, so it makes sense to celebrate whenever they are able.

Weddings are an all day affair. They will start at 3pm and you will be lucky to be home by 3am.

When getting married, orcs will often have the most acclaimed warrior in their family walk them down the aisle. 

Celebrations (especially weddings) are a time to show off. Wine makers are sure to bring their best wine. Iron smiths are sure to make their family’s armor for the evening. Everyone often tries to display their trade. It is not uncommon for the 2 families at weddings to be in silent competition with each other.

Random Cultural Headcanons

Orcs are very prideful. That being said, it is hard to admit that they are wrong. However, do not take this as them ignoring their faults. An orc will work hard to undo any damage their wrong doings may have caused. They will also put in effort to make up for it. 

Orcs are a louder species, so they often come off as always arguing. But in reality that is simply how they talk. 

Orcs can not cook small meals to save their life. ‘What do you mean a burger with a grilled buttered bun, homemade aioli sauce, and carmelized onions isn't a quick snack?’ If you get invited to an orcs home, expect to leave 10 pounds heavier.

Orcs tend to adapt to the human workplace surprisingly well. They historically have been a group that allied with others, so collaboration strategy is in their blood. Orcs are especially good in education. They make an effort to make their materials accessible. “You are only as strong as your weakest soldier”. They take their students’ failure as a failure on their part and orcs do not like failing.

NSFW Headcanons

Orcs are big and their anatomy is proportional.

Orcs are passionate and aggressive lovers. The act itself is quick paced. This being said, orcs are amazing at aftercare. The after care and foreplay often go on way longer than the sex itself.

Orcs are no stranger to hickies and actively try to give their partner some in obvious places.

Male orcs are significantly more  gentle with smaller non-orc partners. They know their strength and know when to hold back. They also know it is unrealistic to expect their non-orc to be willing/capable for penetrative sex every time. But don't worry, they are resourceful and can think outside the box.

Female orcs tend to hold the same level of aggressiveness to their non-orc partners. Female orcs are significantly more sensitive than their female human counterparts. Female orcs have more nerve endings, thus don’t need penetration to have satisfaction.

Orcs are not a species who mates for life. It is not uncommon for orcs to explore their sexuality for years during their early adolescence much like humans.

[bellsanthia579]

Orc x Reader(Kirga) Headcanons

There is no organization to this, sorry in advance(:

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He sweats respect women juice! 

He gets teased at work for his respectful disposition. (In reality he is just racking up brownie points with your father!)

 He sits outside with the other orcs for lunch everyday. While they talk about the girl across the street, he is busy admiring the butterfly that landed on his leg. “Silly butterfly. I’m not a plant.” 

He is quite the feminist!

One time there was a court case involving your father, naturally you wanted to go. However, being a woman, you weren’t allowed to go into the courthouse. You were devastated. Kirga took you home and dressed you up to look like a man, just so you could go to court. This included resizing on old shirt of his, stuffing your hair in a hat, and binding your chest.

He went to a women's rights march with you. He got weird looks standing beside the meeting hall, surrounded by a group of women each two feet shorter than him. 

He enjoys when you watch him sweat. He could be doing anything, but if he’s sweating he wants you to see. He thinks it makes him look like a hard worker, like a real man, who can take care of you. Respectfully of course. You won’t complain though. The way he chops wood, makes your heart flitter!

He is completely aware that you are smarter than him. Most of the men he knows treat their wives and mates like they don’t know anything. He absolutely loves your intelligence! He often comes inside with questions about philosophical things, then he pretends to understand your well thought out answer.

I hope yall liked this! Hope it wasn’t too short. 

[witchthewriter]

𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬: 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑇𝘩𝑒𝑚 𝐻𝑢𝑠𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑊𝘩𝑒𝑛 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝐴𝑟𝑒𝑛'𝑡 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑

⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!

THIS IS 18+

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ | ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ ᴵᴵ

𝑽𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・Coming home, you opened the door and was welcomed by your boyfriend.

・Taking your bags, he ran them to the kitchen than came back and led you to the loungeroom.

・The fireplace was crackling; keeping the room warm, cosy, comfortable.

・And it was all for you. Your vampire could not feel the heat. Could not feel warmth in his bones.

・He wanted you to come home to the fireplace already alight and warm. And it put a smile on your face:

"Oh! Husband! I didn't even have to ask you to light the fireplace!"

・You ran over to him and slipped your arms around his neck.

・You gave him a grateful look and a peck on the lips. Though it didn't take him long to process what you said.

"Husband?" He cocked his head to the side, his silken hair falling gently at the motion.

・You couldn't tell, but inside he was melting at the words, at the way you were looking at him.

・And he whispered:

"I have no hesitation with you, my love. I would marry you right now if you'd let me."

𝑾𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒐𝒍𝒇 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・You said it in public, while you were out to dinner.

"Yes, my husband would love dessert!"

・At the word 'husband', your boyfriend's ears shifted and stood straight.

・You had to kick him in the shin for him to realise that his ears were now a wolf's.

・He moved closer to you in the booth. Subtly, he wiggled his eyebrows and squeezed your thigh.

"Didn't know we were married, sweetheart," he growled, and nuzzled your neck.

"It slipped out," you replied, scratching behind his ear. A small smile played at your lips.

"I liked it." His husky voice was low, his hand still on your thigh. "I liked it a lot."

"Well, maybe you should do something about it..." You mumbled,

𝑶𝒓𝒄 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

"Huh? I am your ... boyfriend... as you put it. Has it changed now?"

・You gave a chuckle.

・Your poor orc lover had no idea what the different relationship status' were. His culture was exceedingly different.

・Once you found your mate. That was your mate. And there was one mating celebration.

"Well...um...god you really took this prank and stood on it."

"I did not stand on anything ?" He said with a frown, moving his feet to show you.

"No, my love, not literally. I meant figuratively."

"Yes," was all he said and you knew he had no idea what you were talking about.

"Okay, I'll explain the prank first-"

"Yes. Because I did not step on anything."

"I know. So...humans are different. We have many names for our mates. We are boyfriend or girlfriend first. Then engaged to be married, finally -then married. Therefore, they are now fully mates. So husband is when you are someones full mate."

・There was a pause.

・It was long. Then -

"I am mate. Therefore, I am husband. Good prank."

𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏-𝑯𝒚𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒅 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

"Listen to me, Husband!"

・The word had slipped out from your mouth, much too quickly and forcefully than you could save yourself.

"Husband?" Your near 7" boyfriend growled. His horns looked extra dark in the kitchen lighting.

"Who said husband?"

"You. Do not deny it, little one."

"I'm not doing anything..."

・With his unhuman-like strength, he picked you up; hands underneath your armpits. Your feet dangling above the ground.

"Do you want me to be your husband?"

・Yes...he was straight to he point. He said that was his culture. Yes there was time for laughing and joking around. But when important matters came up, everyone treated it with respect.

・And this was one of those moments.

"Well...do you want to be my husband?" You turned the question around on him. And hell, he knew that. Yet, he smirked.

・It was the type of smirk that made your legs feel like jelly, your stomach erupt in butterflies and a blush appear on your skin.

"I do," he said, knowing exactly what those two words implied, "I want to be your husband."

𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・Coming up behind him, you traced his horns and jumped on his back.

・He was swift in catching you. Grabbing your legs and making sure you were comfortable on his back.

"Oh husband, you always know what I'm about to do!"

・He smiled, because you couldn't see his face.

"What did you say, dear?"

"I said you always know what I'm about to do-"

"No, you're definitely missing a few words there..."

・He went and put you down on a flat surface, you sat with your thighs apart.

・Your demon walked between your thighs and held your legs behind him.

"You wanna play husbands and wives, do you baby?"

𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・You had seen this trend on TikTok & wanted to try it on your boyfriend.

・You found him sitting outside in the sunlight. His skin seemed to glow. He looked like a prayer given flesh. Holy. Divine. Entrancing.

・And you warmed. All over...

・But your boyfriend knew you. He was well-versed in the sound of your footsteps. In your smell.

・So, even with his eyes shut and face turned upward, he knew you were closeby.

・You had hesitated for too long. He knew something was up.

"What is it, my dove?"

・You smiled, feeling giddy -

"Just looking at my handsome ... husband..."

・You stifled a giggle, putting your hand over your mouth.

・Opening his eyes, he turned to you and smiled. Blinking slowly.

"Oh, husband, was it?"

・You pretended to look shocked.

"Did I say husband? I meant boyfriend. You know me."

・But he actually made you freeze with his response:

"I would gladly be your husband. What ring size do you take again?"

𝑺𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒏 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・The day was going by as normal.

・Your Siren had already been in the ocean for a few hours and now he was back home.

・Coming through the front door, he called out your name and walked into the kitchen.

・When he was just about to open the fridge, he heard you:

"Where are you? I missed my husband!"

"I missed you too...wife?"

・You laughed, wrapping your arms around him and pressing your head against his chest.

"This prank was fun," you said with a smile.

"So... this means we're married now?" Your siren said, with a hint of excitement.

𝑬𝒍𝒇 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・Sitting beautifully on the window seat, you brought him over a glass of water and gently said:

"Love you, husband."

・The corners of his mouth quirked upward.

"Hmmm, did not know we married, my love..."

・You laughed and wrapped your arms around him, pressing your nose to his.

・Your elf's arms came to wrap around your waist. Holding you in place.

・You stayed like that until you spoke. Sheepishly you said:

"...was a prank..."

・Then you hid your face in his neck.

・In silence, he moved you so you sat sideways on his lap, He moved a hand upward on your thigh. He squeezed.

"I like this prank," was all he said.

[witchthewriter]

𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬: 𝑊𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑛𝑒𝑟

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!

Happy New Years!

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ | ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ ᴵᴵ

𝑽𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・He loves watching you curled up on the lounge, book in hand, in a world of your own.

・Sometimes he lays behind you, or beside you. Like a cat nuzzling in as close as it can to its master

・He always makes sure you have enough things (groceries, medication etc) so you don't have to leave the house if you do not wish to.

・Together you've come up with ways of conversing without actually speaking

・Even though, your vampire boyfriend does like being apart from society, he wants you to have ... people time.

・He says it's good for your health.

"Just for an hour or two darling, I cannot be the only company you keep."

𝑾𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒐𝒍𝒇 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・He loves making you blush; whispering the most nasty things in your ear until you're wriggling in his grasp

・Will order food for you

・He's quite the opposite to you; a true extrovert. He's understanding of your nature and how you go about life. It's different to his way, but he would never judge you!

・He growls at people who get too close, snarls when they treat you badly. Throws a punch at whoever made you cry.

・Gets to know you're routines, especially your daily ones

・Is your personal guard dog, literally.

・Can always make you laugh, even when you're in a particularly bad mood

𝑶𝒓𝒄 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・Understands your introverted nature more than anyone

・But he realised one day, that you're louder around him than anyone else.

・He asked you about it, and you told him it was because you felt comfortable to open up

・He fell a little more in love when you said that

・He's always by your side when you're around others. Holds your hand. Squeezes it when someone asks you a question

・He's one to have patience rather than speak for you

・Stares down anyone who talks over you

・Rubs your back when you're feeling overwhelmed

𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏-𝑯𝒚𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒅 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・Sees your introvertedness as a strength rather than weakness. You don't have to say everything on your mind. You have a distinct way you speak.

・You speak when you have something to say

"Sometimes people don't know when to shut up-" he's murmured in your ear

・Has found himself hanging on your every word whenever you speak.

・Has and will trip people over with his tail

・He doesn't have a reason, sometimes he just gets sick of other people as well

・Never forgets what you say, makes sure to always remember

𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・Flirting with you is exceedingly more fun.

・He tries to make you blush and he will not stop until he does

・There's the way he treats you in front of others; flirty, teasing, playing with your hair and getting you to sit on his lap

・When you're alone it's different. It's much more intimate.

・He likes spending his time with you, and you alone.

・His tail coils around your legs when you're laying in his lap

・His pointed nails scratch your head lightly, cooing against your temple

"Such an easy creature to love," he mumbles against you.

𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・Holds you firmly against his chest, wings wrapping you, guarding you.

・He sees you as a beautiful thing, and knows when things get too much for you.

・He really is your guardian angel.

"Let me know when you need to be left alone-"

"I never want you to leave me alone. Not ever."

・He loves helping you stack all your books/games/hobbies

・Oh and he really loves playing Monopoly with you. He's very good at it.

𝑺𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒏 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・An extrovert who has to learn overtime that you're different to him when it comes to other people/beings

・Once he understands, he makes sure to be a safe space for you.

・No loud noises, nor shouting.

・Knows when you've had enough of being around others

・Makes you laugh when you feel overwhelmed

・Holds your hand when there's too much happening

・Will speak for you when you cannot do it yourself.

𝑬𝒍𝒇 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅

・Who is an introvert also.

・He doesn't like too many noises at once, nor does he like loud noises altogether

・You're each other's safe space.

・Whenever the world feels too much, being in one another's grasp makes the world easier to handle

・He doesn't mind being away from people

・In fact, he prefers it. He wants to spend time with you and only you

・Your relationship is 'like calls to like.'

・He makes matching bracelets for the two of you

・He never talks over you, nor does he make you feel odd for being quiet