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the marauders as shit my friends have said - pt. 3
Sirius - I'm not even straight
Remus - same
Sirius - *makes kiss face to Remus*
James - ayo!!
*Sirius and Remus kiss*
James - *wide eyed*
James - caught you guys in 4k.
James - ultra HD.
Sirius - you didn't catch shit, bitch
James - I saw yall kiss
Regulus - *just now walking into the room* well they are kinda dating you know *raising eyebrow*
James - *even more wide eyed* WHAT?!
˗ˏˋ KINKMAS 2024 ˎˊ˗ “T’was the night before Christmas, when not a creature was stirring all through the house, not even a mouse.”
a/n - this is my very first time doing something annual like this! I'm hoping to continue this through to next year - maybe even add kinktober to the list:D there will be multiple fandoms in this lineup, however, most of them will be BSD - keep in mind that characters are subject to change please read the content warnings, and as always, MDNI!!
fallen-angel daiquiri - $12.01 ft. chuuya nakahara ˗ˏˋpossessiveness, refusion of attention, choking and dirty talkˎˊ˗
blood-mark cosmopolitan - $12.07 ft. shxtou ˗ˏˋphone sex, teasing, marking, oral (fem! receiving), and mutual masturbationˎˊ˗
heart-eating piña colada - $12.14 ft. atsushi nakajima ˗ˏˋjealousy sex, scratching, biting and breedingˎˊ˗
clandestine long island iced tea - $12.25 ft. ryúnosuke akutagawa ˗ˏˋunder-cover mission, marking and getting caughtˎˊ˗
the marauders as shit my friends have said - pt. 4 *it's Harry's third birthday* (please ignore how the ages are technically not canonically correct)
harry: how old are you? *regulus looks over at harry and starts putting his left hand up, all 5 fingers up* regulus: well, i don't know. should we count it together?
harry (all giddy with excitement): YESYEYSYEYS *harry starts counting regulus' fingers, and when they run out, they begin on the other hand*
regulus: so, i'm...
harry: 19 !!
regulus: yes, that's right! *sirius looks over at the two of them, smiling* sirius: hey, harry, did you know he turns 20 in two weeks? *harry keeps silent, looking between sirius and regulus* harry: ... i didn't know one could be that old...
the marauders as shit my friends have said - pt. 2
James: my mom is kinda like a friend to me!
Sirius: that's so fucking sad, dude.
Remus: parents aren't supposed to be your friends. you're supposed to go through times where you just absolutely despise them.
Sirius: *nodding vigorously*
James: your parents don't count though, Sirius.
Sirius: what?!
Remus: your parents fucking suck, Sirius. they don't fucking count.
the marauders as shit my friends have said - pt. 3 brace yourselves, this a long one
*sirius and remus recently started dating* *sirius and james' messages*
sirius: JAMES HELO HELP @/prongs @/prongs
james: YES HMI AM HEHAF IM HERE
sirius: remus doesn't love me:(
james: WHAT HOW WHY WHAT
sirius: yeah
james: CONTEXT??
sirius: he questioned it i said i love you to him and he said "i love you too?" HE DOESN'T LOVE ME
james: woah WHAT NO WAY DID YOU ASK HIM
sirius: YEHA
james: ABT IT
sirius: yes we're talking rn
james: WHAT DID U ASK AND WHAT HE SAY
sirius: IF HE LOVED ME AND YKNOW WHAT HE SAID "yeah?" HE DOESNT LVOE ME (╥_╥)
james: WHAAATA WHAT THEBFUCK IM SO WORRIED RN
sirius: YOU SHOULD BE
james: LMAAAOO WAIT DID HE LILE LIKE IS HE CONSTANTLY USING QUESTION MARKS
sirius: no, but i asked him in a voice channel, and he REPLIED WITH A FUCKING QUESTIONMARK
james: WHAAAAAATTTT ASK HIM WHY THEQUESTION MARK
sirius: I DID
james: AND WHAT HE SAY
sirius: HE SAID YES AND NO
james: ASK WHY MAYBE IDK ASK IF HE WANTS TO TALK ABT IT ACTUALLY
sirius: he doesn't he said he questions making out with another guy:(
james: STOP SHAT WHAT
sirius: probably that bitch ass dude
james: WHAT STOP WHAT
sirius: i hate him
james: WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THIS A PRANK
sirius: no he told me that
james: he said hes thinking on whether or not he should make out with another guy?
sirius: thinking of
james: but he's telling you that? and you're ind a relationship?
sirius: yes
james: what WHAT which guy and why would he tell you that
sirius: IDK
james: ur dating aren't u???
sirius: but probably that bitch i fucking hate yes we are
james: which bitch you fucking hate REGULUS???
sirius: guess
james: probably like bipolar you
sirius: 🤨 i was gay once
james: BARTY ??? EVAN????
sirius: NO GOD I HATE THEM BUT GID NO
james: WHO THEN
sirius: hehe 🤗 *insert photo from sirius and remus' messages of remus typing in all caps "I AM GAY!!!!!"*
james: ME??
sirius: he hates me:(
james: WHAT wait
sirius *to james' "ME??"*: NON I LOVE YOU
james: AWWW THANK YOU ILM (stands for i lige måde (you too in danish)) *to sirius' "he hates me:(* WOAH DID HE SAY THAT
sirius: 🫶 no but he's gay
james:🫶🫶
sirius: and i hate gay people
james *to sirius' "but he's gay"*: but aren't you a dude *to sirius' "and i hate gay people"* LMAAAOAOO WAIT THIS IS SO CONFUSING YOU'RE DATING AND HE TELLS YOU HE'S QUESTIONING WHETHER OR NOT TO MAKE OUT WITH A BITCH YOU HATE AND HE'S ALSO GAY AND YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC!? BUT YOU'RE BOTH DUDES THIS IS WILD
sirius: LMAO
FIRST OFF am i the only one who's ao3 doesn't work atm ?? and SECOND OFF.
what is up with people on ao3 and never kudosing/commenting on works ?? like seriosuly. sometimes, i get a comment here and there telling me they love my prose, and that the sotry wrecked them emotionally: and like, great, that was the point! but like. why not kudos it, then? like seriously. it brings down my algorithm, and doesn't reccomend it to as many people ??
LINK TO THE FIC, please consider reading it if you're into the marauders !!
the marauders as shit my friends have said - pt. 4
*gryffindor dormitory, 3am. Sirius is pacing around in the dim light, shirtless (obviously), while James is lounging on his bed.
Sirius - *wildly* WOAH DID HE SAY THAT?!?!?
James - no
*Sirius let's out a long, dramatic breath of relief, flopping onto James' bed*
James - but he's gay.
Sirius - wait, what? Moony's-?
James - *cutting him off* and I HATE gay people.
*Sirius instantly starts cackling, flopping himself backwards onto James' pillow, kicking his feet against the mattress*
Sirius - *weezing* you're- oh my Merlin, you're the worst Prongs!
Remus - *groggily sitting up in his bed and squinting at them* what's going on?
*both Sirius and James freeze, realising too late that Remus isn't actually asleep*
Remus - *blinking, voice deeper than usual* wait... this is so confusing. you're talking about me, right?
James - oh we're talking about you, alright.
Remus - *frowing* okay, so... Sirius is pacing because I said something... and then you're saying I'm gay-
Sirius - *snickering* and I hate gay people
*Remus stares at them for a moment, utterly unimpressed*
Remus - right, but you're both idiots, so.
*Sirius, laughing harder now, sliding off James' bed, and dramatically pretending to cry, burying his face in his hands*
Remus - *sighing, running a hand through his hair* and what exactly is the point of this conversation?
Sirius - *sniffling dramatically* that I'm madly in love with you, Moony, and you're a heartless bastard!
Remus - *blinking, completely unimpressed* you're just figuring that out?
James - *howling with laughter* Moony, you're killing him!
*Remus flops back onto his bed, shaking his head with a faint smile as Sirius crawls over, draping himself across the foot of the bed like a kicked puppy*
Sirius - *pouting* you're supposed to comfort me, yknow?
Remus *dryly* oh, ofcourse! I'll write an apology letter in the morning.
I'm gonna fucking kill myself, man.
due to some shitty ahh rule in the UK, I, IN DENMARK, can't use Twitter/X anymore.
WTF DO YOU MEAN I CANT USE THOSE P LINKS ANYMORE
