#original: deadpool

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(after their date, during which they had sex at Rooster's place) Hangman(getting out of bed):...Well, I hate to break it to you, but I gotta go. Rooster: Wait - how much more time could I get if I gave you this? (shows him a Voltron ring) Hangman:...You're trying to bribe me? Rooster(about the ring): FYI, five mini lion robots come together to form one super-bot! Hangman: Five mini lion bots?...I'll stay for three more minutes. Rooster: Deal! What do we do with the remaining two minutes and thirty seven seconds? Hangman:....Cuddle?

[everythingispirates]

Barbossa: You ever heard of the one legged man in the ass-kicking contest?

[square-incorrect]

[During the final battle]

<Tiz-15hp/5mp_

Agnès- 25hp/0mp_

Ringabell-20hp/10mp_

Edea- 40hp/50mp_>

Ouroboros: It’s a tough fight. It’s weird I've only seen you use two Ethers. Almost like the player didn't plan ahead.

Agnès: What?

Ouroboros, exasperated: Nevermind.

[incorrectreddwarfquotes]

Kryten: Do you know anything about science, sir?

Lister: I’ve seen every episode of Star Trek. The classic, not the one with the bald dude who looks like Professor X. 

Kryten: I’ll use short words then, sir. 

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Stryker: You can't possibly be this stupid.

Bobby: Don't underestimate me.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Ysanne Isard: You can't possibly be this stupid.

Corran Horn: Don't underestimate me.

[incorrectgreekmyths]

Zeus: Look, I’m Hera! I’d rather be anywhere than here. I’m all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences. So what’s it gonna be: long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on, take your pick.

Hera: …You got me in a box here.

[not-exactly-teamiplier]

Wilford: [after killing an office full of people] This would go a lot smoother if my reputation preceded me.

Dr. Iplier: I think you need to leave survivors for that to happen.