Jul 26, 2025
Count Dooku: [looking through old security footage] Count Dooku: Why are those delivery guys bringing a python into our home? Qui-Gon Jinn: Don’t worry, it’s gone now.
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Count Dooku: [looking through old security footage] Count Dooku: Why are those delivery guys bringing a python into our home? Qui-Gon Jinn: Don’t worry, it’s gone now.
Jinx: Oh, good, my napalm is done curing! Good luck with your new suitor! It's not every day one attracts the fancy of the eighth richest woman in Runeterra. *scampers off*
Vi, after a short concerned pause: Uh, try not to burn the house down!
Dr. Febray: I know why you’re upset.
Napoleon: My partner might be dead by your very hand. Brilliant deduction, doctor.
Dr. Febray: You’re not sure you can do what needs to be done without him. This is more than just a case. Without him to keep you focused, to keep you settled–
Napoleon: Is that what you think he is? Hmm? A simple counterbalance?
Dr. Febray: I think he’s the person you love most in the world.
Professor X: You’re kidding!
Magneto: That’s me, Charles, joke machine.
It was a plan almost too deranged to speak out loud, but it worked.
Yeager to Kaz after they sunk the Colossus and turned off the communications blanket
Paul: You look a bit tired.
Freddie: You look a bit evil.
Dr. Zarei: Okay, what's the pain like today?
Isabel: It's fine, it's barely noticeable.
Dr. Zarei: Give me a number 1 to 10.
Isabel: [beat] ...Pi.
Loki: You look a bit tired. Tony: You look a bit evil.