#osha violations

[phoenixyfriend]

One of my favorite groupchat gags is seeing a notification in the nsfw channel, taking a look, and being faced by the latest OSHA violation that @thisarenotarealblog has cursed us with.

Colloquially nsfw? No. Technically unsafe for work? Yeah. Very.

[aprincessofthevoid]

Pasted their icons over this clip for a 6sec bit... This is why the vids on the @creepy-girls-do-it-better YT channel are always finished last minute LMAO

[theearlgreymage]

Erwin takes a sip of his wine and immediately thinks of Levi. It’s a muscadet from the shores of France and embodies everything Erwin’s come to associate with his colleague—clean and crisp, with something that speaks to the sea. It’s exactly what one might imagine the ocean tastes like on a warm summer day. Or, for Erwin, what Levi’s lips taste like after a long day of diving followed by afterwork drinks on the beach. The salt of the sea still clinging to his thin lips as they brushed together. Erwin, with Levi already on his mind, takes a bite of his Boston roll next. The sweet meat of the shrimp and the soft refreshing taste of avocado transports him back to a month ago, when he’d finally been able to sample the alluring flavor of Levi. He remembers how soft Levi’s tongue had been as it slipped into his own mouth, honeyed and sweet from the spiced mojitos they’d admittedly had one too many of. The rum burned through his veins, driving all his attention to the body curled up next to him in the sand with those fine, rich, succulent lips that Erwin had been fantasizing about for over a year. Lips he wanted nothing more than to devour— “Earth to Winny?” Miche’s voice cuts through Erwin’s memories. He swallows his bite of sushi before answering. “What?” “Ma’ asked you a question, like, thirty seconds ago.” “Oh.” Erwin bites his lip. “Told ya,” Miche turns to their parents, “he’s thinking about Levi again.”

A fun summer-beach-read of an Eruri Fic written for this years Eruri Matchmaking featuring:

🦈Nurse Shark Appreciation

🧜‍♂️Merman Levi

🤿Marine Biologist Erwin

🐚Mutual Pining

And of course, this entire project wouldn't be possible without my amazing partner @xhllvx who has illustrated jaw-dropping art to coincide with this project🤗

Thank you to @ic3que3n as well for both Beta-Reading and modding this event 💖

Giant shoutout to Eruri-Matchmaking over on BlueSky for hosting this event every year ✨

Read "Echoes of a Coral Reef" here on AO3

Ratings, Tags, and Summary Beneath the Cut ✂

Chapters: 1/8

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Levi Ackerman/Erwin Smith

Characters: Levi Ackerman, Erwin Smith, Mike Zacharias, Mike Zacharia's Father, Kuchel Ackerman, Erwin Smith's Father, Hange Zoe, Nanaba (Shingeki no Kyojin), Moblit Berner, Petra Ral, Oluo Bozado, Eld Jinn, Funther Schultz

Additional Tags: Alternative Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Mermaids, merman, Merfolk, Marine Biology, Coral Reef Restoration, OSHA violations, Scientist Erwin Smith, Merman Levi Ackerman, Pining, Mutual Pining, Kissing, Drunken Kissing, Road Trips, First Time, Sex, Interspecies Sex, Secret Identity, Denial of Feelings, Smitten Erwin Smith, Top Erwin Smith, Bottom Levi Ackerman, Bottom Levi Ackerman/Top Erwin Smith, Other Additional Tags to be Added, Fanart, Collaboration, ERURI Matchmaking Event (Shingeki no Kyojin), Eruri Matchmaking 2026

Summary:

He sighs, taking a frustrated sip of his tea as he stares down at the two lists before him.

The CONS scream at him; Erwin's taste of music for two weeks, driving through the fucking desert, having to share a room, not to mention the fact he's a goddamn merman.

He needs to tell Erwin no.

This is a terrible idea for him. A disaster waiting to happen.

But two weeks with Erwin, swimming in the Pacific, and his entire career stare up at him from the PROS list. A temptation he should deny himself...

“Fuck it.”

[iww-gnv]

Workers allege chemical burns from Elon Musk's underground tunnel in OSHA report

Elon Musk's Boring Company has been fined more than $112,000 for safety violations by the Nevada Occupational Safety and Health Administrati

LAS VEGAS (KTNV) — Elon Musk's Boring Company has been fined more than $112K for safety violations by the Nevada Occupational Safety and Health Administration at the Vegas Loop underground tunnel last summer. According to the OSHA inspection, about 15 to 20 workers were injured while working at the tunnel in the span of two months. The inspection report alleges a chemical mixture inadvertently went into the skin of between 10 to 15 workers causing rashes and burns. The report goes on to say no showers were available for workers sprayed by the hazards. OSHA also found there was no personal protective equipment provided to protect workers against the chemicals.

[bigoltrashpile]

A Shower of Kisses

I just....really wanted to wake Papyrus up by sucking his dick. Here's that. This is very silly and self indulgent but I don't care, I love him. Enjoy! Smut under the cut, minors go away.

You looked down at your sleeping boyfriend, smiling softly.  This was such a rare sight.  He almost always woke up before you, getting up at the crack of dawn to run every morning.  But today, you were up weirdly early.  Just one of those times that your body decided it was time to get up for no good reason.  But you weren’t complaining!

Papyrus was so beautiful.  The moonlight streaming in from the window lit up his bones, so he almost looked like he was glowing.  His usually intense expression was so relaxed.  His mouth was parted just a little bit.

Fuck he’s so hot.

You grinned and gently kissed his neck.  You just had to give him some love, even if he wasn’t conscious.  Carefully, you moved a bit lower, kissing his collarbone.  He was a very light sleeper, you had to tread with caution.  Thankfully, he wasn’t holding you to his chest tonight, he was instead sprawled like a starfish on his back.  Perfect for your plan.

After making sure he was still fully asleep, you moved to his ribs.  You knew they were sensitive, so you kept your touch feather light.  As you traced down his sternum with your fingers, a faint sigh escaped Papyrus’s mouth, but he didn’t stir.  You kept moving down his chest, your other hand gently running along one of his pearly ribs.  Papyrus made a few small gasps, and you grinned wickedly.

You pressed an open mouthed kiss to one of his ribs.

This time, a beautiful moan was your reward.  You almost never heard Papyrus moan!  During your times together, he was almost constantly talking, praising you and himself.  You paused to let him relax again before repeating the motion, using your hands again at the same time.

Another moan, this one louder.  Fuck, you should have set up a camera or something.  Even though you hadn’t been touched at all there was a heat in your loins.  You moved further down, kissing Papyrus’s spine.

He was definitely less asleep than he had been when you started.  His arms were stiffly searching for you, flailing sleepily around the bed.  His bony brows were furrowed.  You didn’t have much time before he woke up fully.

Gently, you moved the blankets away from Papyrus’s pelvis, and gently began to slide his shorts down.  He only slept in his underwear, which made your task very easy.  You grinned at the sight of his bare pelvis.  It was a beautiful piece of him, so complex in its structure, but so easy to make him fall apart.  You pressed another wet kiss to one of the crests as your hand started to gently explore the holes in his tailbone. 

As you did, orange magic slowly started to coalesce near the front of his pelvis.  You grinned.  Papyrus’s noises were coming faster now.  You redoubled your efforts, playing with the places you knew were most sensitive.  Finally, with a static snap of magic, and a full whimper from Papyrus, his cock formed.

You practically beamed.  Even while asleep, you could get him to form a cock for you.  That definitely made you feel special.  His dick was less detailed than it usually was, looking more like a dildo than an actual human penis.  But it was perfect.  Just like him.  Almost greedily, you kissed the tip of it.

“N-Nyeh,” a weak laugh came from above you.  You finally looked back to Papyrus’s face.  His eyes were open, still cloudy with sleep, but you could see the orange pinpricks in his sockets were brighter and fuzzier than usual.  “H-Having Fun?”

“So much fun,” you teased.  “You make the cutest noises~”  You gently began to move two fingers up and down his cock.  “Is this okay?  Do you want me to keep going?”

“Please,” Papyrus begged.  You smirked, before finally taking the tip of his cock into your mouth.

Papyrus almost threw his head back and shuddered.  Another delicious whine was your reward.  As always, his dick tasted delicious, like an orange creamsicle.  You let yourself enjoy the treat, popping it in and out of your mouth like a popsicle.  All the while, his cute little moans and gasps filled the air.

As you finally took a bit more of him into your mouth than usual, Papyrus let out a choked sound and tangled his fingers into your hair.  Papyrus didn’t use his leverage to force you down on him, he just seemed to be holding on for dear life.  You finally moved one hand into your own pants.  He was just so hot, you couldn’t help yourself!  

Well, if he was ready, you were too.  You finally let yourself go crazy, choking on his cock as far as you could manage, using your free hand to make up the difference.  Your tongue swirled around the head as you pulled back, enjoying the taste, before going further down.  Papyrus was getting louder and louder.  One of his hands was in his ribcage, stroking the back of his sternum.

“Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck,” he moaned.  “I-I Love You, Ngh, Please!”

Who were you to deny such a pretty request?  You grinned up at him with just your eyes.  You breathed in deep through your nose, before finally taking him all the way to the base.

Papyrus practically screamed.  He bucked up into your mouth, but your hand on his pelvis kept him from breaking your nose.  He shuddered, bones rattling, before he finally came.  Thick, warm ropes of cum shot down your throat, but you stayed where you were, keeping him as stimulated as you possibly could.

You finally pulled away, giving him one more harsh suck, just to watch your boyfriend twitch.  Papyrus seemed spent, once again flopped on the mattress, chest rising and falling quickly.

“Oh My God,” he panted.  “I Didn’t Know Waking Up To A Shower Of Kisses Would Be So Fun!”

You giggled.  Your voice was a bit hoarse, but you felt just fine.  You moved back up next to him and kissed him on the cheek.  “Thanks baby.  Sorry, I probably should have asked you first, but-” “Don’t Be Sorry!  This Just Gives Me An Excuse To Get Revenge~” Papyrus grinned wickedly back at you, and you felt a thrill go down your spine.  The thought of waking up to him between your legs, his tongue exploring you-

“W-well,” you squeaked.  “I look forward to it!”

“Nyeh Heh Heh, Don’t Worry, You Won’t Have To Wait Too Long,” he winked.  Suddenly, he grabbed your hips and pulled you back on top of him.  “Now, I Don’t Think You Came Earlier, And What Kind Of Partner Would I Be If I Left You Unsatisfied?”  His cock was already hard again, poking your ass through your pajama pants.

“H-ha, I should wake you up like this more often!” you joked as your boyfriend practically tore your underwear off of you.

“Yes You Should, My Love!  But Now It’s My Turn, And I’m Not Stopping Until The Sun Comes Up!”

As he began to push into you and set a harsh pace, you knew he wasn’t lying.  You made a mental note to wake up earlier.  This was the best way to start your day!

[lambdakatze]

i can't reblog for some reason but @ashyslashyy posted the best osha violation ever and i just knew what i had to do

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