Mar 29
stupid lookin candle holders
peepaw's fire hazards
seen from United Kingdom
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seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Romania
seen from China
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seen from United States
seen from China
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seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
stupid lookin candle holders
peepaw's fire hazards
Peak fire siblings
30 years ago, you had 15-17 minutes to escape a house fire. Today, due to synthetic materials like plastics, petroleum-based products, and modern home designs with open floor plans and larger rooms, you only have 3-5 minutes.
Ngl I kinda want a fic where Zuko decides to go looking for Azula and finds her in some small village. He runs over to talk to her but stops when he sees her get greeted by a bunch of people including a lot of kids who call her their history teacher. It's the first time in years Zuko can actually remember Azula smiling and being herself. Unseen by anyone, Zuko realizes Azula has a new life here and silently walks away.
AU where Azula has little to no real life skills out of war and stradegy because she was bred to be a weapon so after escaping the asylum with nowhere to go, she utilizes her lying capabilities to enter the magnificent and whimsical world of acting. She uses painted, wooden masks when performing, like the actors in The Search did, "to resemble tha character she portrays" and she changes her voice, so she's unrecognizable, until she becomes big enough that she's invited to play in Caldera's biggest theater, and she goes just for shit and giggles. Camera cuts to Zuko, who's losing his mind because all he wanted was to see a play but now-! Is this actress really...? Could it possibly be? Come on now! This isn't a funny joke!
One of my favorite groupchat gags is seeing a notification in the nsfw channel, taking a look, and being faced by the latest OSHA violation that @thisarenotarealblog has cursed us with.
Colloquially nsfw? No. Technically unsafe for work? Yeah. Very.
AU for tiny dragon!azula - During The Beach episode, Azula accidentally wanders into a cave with a tide pool inside and falls in. A few hours later, Zuko is walking by the cave and hears an animal splashing and chirping and rushes in. That's when he stumbles across a tiny dragon, no bigger than a cat, with blue scales and helps it out of the water. When he does, he almost drops her back in because the dragon speaks and she speaks with Azula's voice.
Royal drama queens