#over years

[skyward-floored]

I think the real reason this part of the fic is taking so long is I’ve had the earlier parts sitting around for literally 3+ years so now that I’m adding new parts I’m sorta scared it won’t measure up I guess

[neonsamurai]

Jenkins: I've created the perfect Corpo Whore !

Everyone: You fucked up a perfectly good little white Boi !! Thats what you did!!Look at him!! He's got Anxiety!!

[nessieloughty98]

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[thegarchives]

BUT A PERO TOVAR OLD GUARD!AU....!!!!!

[anastasiaskarsgard]

Vault expo

Sharing is caring kids

[theoppositeofprofound]

The Janna/Heckapoo thing I’ve spent way too much time thinking about. 

They meet through Marco. Specifically they meet by both laughing at Marco at the same time at some big victory party. They bond over making fun of Marco. Then Marco goes and turns it around by being really nice to them, goshdarn him, and they have to bond over being slightly-but-not-really awkward about being mean to Marco.

They get over it fast, have two sodas and a laugh then part ways with each other’s cell-phone numbers, or at least the cell phone numbers of a dimensional pizza place and the CIA. It’s a fun goof. 

They meet the next time at the Party Place (replacement of the Bounce Lounge) and Janna tries to pick Heckapoo’s pockets, get thoroughly scolded, blames it on Pony Head and bounces before she can get in trouble. 

Heckapoo dimensional scissors to her house to smack her upside the head and steal her favorite breakfast cereal, because really people cannot start thinking they can pull one over on a member of the Magic High Commission. 

Janna retaliates by stealing someone’s scissors and finding her way to Heckapoo’s house to get her cereal back, because what’s a scary flaming lady from space going to do with it?

Thus begins an epic prank war that spans several years and ends when Star, fresh out of  Earth college, appoints Janna as her head minister of Spooky Stuff and asks them both to stop it, for the sake of professionalism. She can’t be having her best friend/advisor feuding with the MHC. Not in a serious way. Keep the hijinks mild but hilarious, guys.

They reluctantly restrict themselves to post it notes that say “Kick Me” and some gentle ribbing. It helps that they’re seeing a lot more of each other now. Star is training to be Queen and Janna is tagging along because she doesn’t know what else to do with her life. Heckapoo has her own job, which is pretty boring usually and she’s happy to have a challenge in her life. 

They slowly and surely become friends who mess with each other, and Heckapoo realizes a year or two late that this is a Grown Up Human Mortal now and starts flirting on automatic. That’s what she does. It’s her niche. None of the rest of her colleagues are into relationships in the mortal sense, although Omnitraxus gets hit on by a lot of quantum magical physicists. But she figured out a long time ago that she’s more vaguely people shaped than the rest Glossaryck’s creations, and she does get attention and flirting back is a good way to mess with people. 

She’s slightly startled when Janna takes her way too seriously. She’s never dealt with anyone for long enough to get involved like this. Mortals in her realm either die or go home and slowly forget, and the Queens of Mewni are usually boring. But Janna is way too interested and they see each other every few eons Heckapoo-time. Practically every week This.. is new. 

Janna is also way too interested in the mechanics of the time dialation in Heckapoo’s home dimension and suggests some tests. Just a few weeks, you know? It sounds freaky, she wants to see it for herself. 

It’s an interesting few weeks. 

They settle into a pattern. Janna is a nice family girl, she doesn’t want to leave her folks behind for too long, but she can go weeks or a month. They chill. Explore the dimensions, play lots of video games. The company is strange, she’s never had anyone but herself around like this before. She misses it a lot when Janna leaves for centuries. 

They do five years once, and it’s scary how much it hurts when Janna forgets most of it. 

It’s a weird relationship and frankly it isn’t until they’re getting seated together at dinner parties that Heckapoo realizes she’s kind of dating someone. Casually, for sure, after all they can go millenia her time without seeing each other, and Janna has her own thing going on. But it’s dating for sure. She likes it. 

Janna is already trying to figure out how to limit the time dilation difference. She’s no slouch now that she can get her hands on real magical stuff, she’s pretty much living her childhood dreams. and she’s ready to punch dimensional physics in the face to make her scary immortal fire girlfriend made of magic happy. 

[solluxander]

being asked if i know miku and physically aging and withering away