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I want to get a backlog of chapters again but that means even if I do manage to complete the Yue Qingyuan chapter this week which it is looking like I will I have to be strong and Not Post It until I have the Actual Action Chapter written AND MAYBE some more after that which will all be significantly harder

#the elf talks #or consider #what if I just locked in #with no Adderall and a dream #and also I have to like clean the bathroom #and do laundry and hang contact paper like #I have things to do #… but what if I write 5k of Yqy guilt and 10k of action sequence in three days?

If you are christian and find yourself wanting to have a pesach seder, consider sacrificing a goat with your friends instead

#jumblr #or consider #simply do not!#easter comes from pesach #why do you need this too

apartment neighbors au: mc and nightowl get stuck in their apartment buildings elevator together

"Ah, shit."

Nightowl bangs his fist on the door and you scowl. "That's not going to help anything."

"I know, I knowwwww." He groans and turns to face you. "When did they say they'd get here?"

"Thirty minutes? I think?"

"Well. I guess it could be worse." He settles cross-legged on the floor and leans up against the cool metal wall. "Come on. Sit."

No. This could not be worse. You? Trapped in an enclosed space with your neighbor crush?

This is a nightmare.

"Sit? That carpet is disgusting."

He shrugs with a yawn. "Suit yourself." God. Why is that yawn cute?

You two are quiet for a couple minutes, idly checking your phones or staring at the strange carpet patterns that you aren't sure are intentional or accidents along the way. It's sort of disgusting, but... fascinating as well.

You can't help it, though -- you keep sneaking glances at Owl. He's got a loose tank-top on, and some stupidly comfortable looking sweatpants. And flip flops? Isn't it winter?

"Where were you going like that?" The words slip out before you can stop them and Nightowl blinks at you.

"Like what?"

"Er, well, you know..." you gesture to his outfit and he looks down then back at you.

"I'm dressed!!!!!!"

"Barely!!!"

"Barely??" He scoffs with a laugh. "Cutie, this is more than what I wear on the daily. This is dressed for me."

He stares at you as he says that -- why? What? He cocks his head to the side and you shrink back a bit on instinct.

"Stop looking at me."

"Are you blushing? Why are you blushing??"

He studies you as he stands and you can't help but stammer what's surely nonsense to his ears. He ignores it, stepping over 'til he's just a breath away and leaning against the wall.

"Why are you always staring at me, hm?"

"H-huh?" Your brain short-circuits. Oh my god. Fuck. Fuck me!!

"I see it. Every time." He winks and crosses his arms. "Any reason you'd need to study me so much?"

"No! I mean. I don't. I don't stare." You choke out the words and he grins.

Please god get me OUT OF THIS ELEVATOR.

#bp au hour wattpad dreamer #bp ask #nightowl #savonline #y/n kiss nightowl on the cheek #or #y/n knock him out cold and break out of the elevator from purewillpower #or consider #jumpin on top of hiM AND TAKI-#[REDACTED]#[OFFICER ITS THIS ONE]

Anyone remember the “outtakes” from the early Disney/Pixar cg films, where they animated entire blooper reels of the characters tripping over things and messing up their lines like it was a live-action movie? That, but the Magnus Archives.

#'it's... it's John Cena!'#'goddammit Jon this is the fifth take would you stop doing that? you know how hard it is to reset the star every time?'#or #'I hear the great gribauldi's in town'#'tim it's grimauldi'#'what? what did I say'#or consider #just a supercut of Martin spilling tea as he walks into a room and swearing loudly about it #'jon I brought you some- fUCK'#*trying not to laugh* 'thank you I'd love some'#tma #the magnus archives #smallsays

patton sanders reads x readers no i do not take criticism

#if anyone tries to deny this im coming for your kneecaps #remus does too btw #but patton reads the fluffy ones and remus reads the smutt\y ones #or consider #remus reads the fluffy ones too #patton sanders #ts patton #remus mention #sanders sides

BUT A PERO TOVAR OLD GUARD!AU....!!!!!

#grumpy immortal warrior who still hasnt fully adapted to the 21st century #whos changed from a ruthless mercenary into a loyal guardian #reader is another immortal from a more recent war #who tovar recruits and slowly #over years #over decades #over centuries #they fall in love #OR CONSIDER #reader is not immortal #reader is someone pero rescued #and they fall in love bc obvi #and that moment when pero realizes he’s in love is when he loses his immortality #sorry i watched the old guard last night and i have emotions #visions #writing tag #pero tovar #the old guard #the old guard spoilers

is chiluckae already a thing cause it should be

#or consider #dottochiluckae #🐇#i like harbingers and incest can you tell