#owlmeats

[theveryworstthing]

Pls explain more about barrel-eye mermaids, am instantly obsessed

well friend imagine this:

but lady.

i’ll probably expand on them more during mermay but for now read about their general fate. it’s kind of a bummer!

in the Small Guide universe mermaids are a hot commodity with humans, with deep sea mermaids being especially prized for their resilience and exotic alien looks.  barrel-eye and angler fish mermaids were popular and would commonly be caught and handed over to mages who would ‘smooth out’ their looks with enchantments (giving them hair/boobs/rearranging biology that would make human mating tricky/giving them human speech) and prepare them to be shipped to private menageries or trafficked in monster-person pop up curio shops.

Tina’s gram gram escaped her tank, and like so many other spurned mermaids too chock full of body altering enchantments to return to their previous lives, became a pirate who hunted human ships.

[bobacupcake]

Oh my god, you're THAT bobcupcake!? Hey guys it's Iron Golem in the chicken coop Bobcupcake!

I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION THERE WERE SO MANY CHICKENS I PUNCHED IT ON ACCIDENT IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE

[rubyscout]

"Says here they discovered a remedy for eating stuff ya shouldn't and acting out. Booty! Who knew right?" - Riley, while holding an upside-down magazine.

Shawn raised his head from the couch. "Yeah? That's cool--" He blinks then sighs. "Riley, that magazine is upside down."

@rileyb

[crimson-warrior]

Jason shows to Hakuro's place, his clothes shredded, splattered up in an unreasonable amount of blood. "You got a big ol bandaid I can borrow?"

His heart nearly jumps into his throat at the sight of his friend. "Holy shit--what the hell happened?!"

He quickly puts his hand on Jason's back and ushers him inside and guides him to the bathroom.

[acrxmxnal-archived]

Riley finds Bender's unguarded flannel left forgotten in an empty classroom. Riley looks around before he puts it on. He makes the Bender face of disgust. "Oooo, I'm Bender! I'm emotionally distant and I hate books! Stop sniffing my backpack!"

-Rounds the corner and catches him doing it-

“What the FUCK are you doin!?…Take that off before I smash your head in, don’t want blood on my shirt…you’ll look like the elephant man by the time I’m fuckin’ finished with ya.”

@rileyb

[skinless-scion-blog]

Damira picks up the sticky doggo and snugs it "Hi puppy!" (Wa1flower)

-Slobber’s all over her from it’s gaping lipless maw-@wa1flower

[bright-haired-teacher]

owlmeats

Give em hell

lmao nah, tomorrow is the last day of school the kids can literally do whatever they want as long as they don’t trash my classroom or actually kill each other. 

[wingedwisdom]

owlmeats started following you

“...” Not sure if that name is an ominous warning, or a threat.