#p!roscumber

[pow-creations-headcanons]

a few pirates headcanons because it is my roman empire (my own, but i know some from other ppl on the powcreations discord that i like, i have whole documents of these…):

loki the crocodile bit sausage once. probably as a baby

post-canon: ros' castle destruction ends up getting written off as a volcanic eruption casualty because martyn isn't around or about to admit it

~ @minecraftrelatedrandomness

Loki is simply a wild animal, it’s expected for him to be teething. Otherwise he’d just end up with a sore jaw and be rather cranky.

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Martyn would never give up to opportunity to own up to doing something he’s personally proud of. This can apply to several other things, including being the number one buyer of Scott’s dumplings.

[argcicle]

Rodbros and ingotduo for the shipping bingo?

anon you understand <3 tysm for the ask!!

rodbros ⚔️🏰

rodbros makes me feral!! p!tubbo is so chaotic and holds his kite reputation so high, but he gets the malewife instincts around p!ros.

here is my note from one of their first meetings: “p!tubbo, ruler of having NO RIZZ. he went up to his girlfriend like ‘hey im misogynistic’”

ingotduo ✨🦀

ingotduo is so like. I don’t think of them much but they have SOMETHING going on. p!oli would be dramatic about it too, he would throw himself across his ship like a disney princess and complain like “oh, if I must kiss you, why is the world so cruel to force us together.” meanwhile p!owen just responds “so do you wanna do the quest or not. we can kiss but can we figure out the quest first”

ingotduo is also so heavily influenced by the fact that I am the number one bathduo fan. p!sausage and p!owen have GAY SEX and they’re IN LOVE and they’re ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS and they’re LOVERS-TO-ENEMIES and-