#paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

[zahlibeth]

"I love you"

"No you don't. But thanks for saying it."

[like-butterflies-and-glitter]

I should not have to do laundry when every part of my body feels like it is going to fall apart the minute I stand up

[its-a-state-of-angst]

"take this polyester rag off my face, right now Humphrey" - Blair

sigh it would be funny, if it were not for the fact that he is sacrificing, his own happiness, just so she can be happy

[nnon-but-cwnancydrew]

You know you've reached rock bottom when you manage to fall into a rose bush on vacation, coming out of it with a twisted ankle and two identical scars on your left hand, only to have a huge hunk of wood in the form of a cutting board fall onto the same feet with a twisted ankle not even a week later

[like-butterflies-and-glitter]

and i have the absolute worst posture so i just look like a zombie and i’m in so much pain

i see you! ugh the pain! if i did not have this pillow to support my back my posture would just end me right here right now

[inconclusionray]

...I might have just solved the last major plot problem on the longfic I’m working on? (and by I I definitely totally don’t mean @hereeatthiskitten fixed it for me) and now I only don’t know the resolution but probably they will tell me when we get there? 

[boldmovebuttons]

ima just be face down on the ground for the rest of eternity.... 

[peachykeenjack]

cramps are so dumb can u fucking not, body

i’m not even supposed to get a period wtf is this