Thinking of the Pitt staff all showing up to parkrun on a Saturday morning
Santos would be half asleep, but she remembered her running belt and watch. She may have been hungover and may have thrown up at the 3k mark
She makes fun of Whitaker who has panic ordered running things online last minute, but the wrong size arrived
Robby would show up wearing a tshirt with a motivational quote on, and joggers (definitely not shorts.)
Abbots shorts would be camouflage, his sport prosthetic all locked in and ready. He definitely did a few push ups before the race started. He shows up with no headphones, no watch, no water nothing. Just running on pure adrenaline and good vibes
Dana showed up wearing a nice summer dress “I don’t be participating doll” she said. “I’ll be cheering ya on”
Parker and Shen showed up wearing matching outfits by mistake. Parker definitely was the quickest out of everyone
Lena never showed up because the grandkids needed looking after
Mel showed up in the sweetest pink shorts and white tshirt from her last 5k that she ran for a charity. The name of the charity and donation website written on the front
Langdon showed also half asleep but ready to beat everyone, he comes second
Samira shows up looking like a mob-wife. heads turned in her direction. Was it a fashion show or a 5k run? She can make both look hot
Jesse shows up looking hot as fuck in his little shorts, showing off his strong leg muscles. He accuses Parker of cheating because he was convinced he was gonna come first. He comes third
Mckay brought her son with her — they made the most out of it even if they didn’t finish the 5k
Javadi had her running vest and garmin. Everyone looks at her and she just shrugs. “I do this every Saturday? Don’t you?”
Everyone forgot to invite Al Hashimi but that’s ok because she showed up after she’s done her own 5k, about to run another
Joy snoozed her alarm and never bothered
Ogilvie went to the wrong parkrun
Garcia was a smoke show as always — Santos along with everyone else may have drooled
Princess and Perlah showed up at the finish line, iced coffees in hand, hot black coffee for Dana too
















