#partybots

[arealcrow-archive]

i wanna know ur number 1 song

1998 truman by brockhampton

my top 5 songs on my 2018 wrapped were all brockhampton songs lmao

[dramamelon]

!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! XD Just got bowled over by an awesome fun new idea. *HAPPY SQUIRM*

Party-lovin’ Ratchet is canon from the early days, as we all know, right? And everybody seems to enjoy partybot Sideswipe, too. BUT, IDW Sideswipe? Very much not a partybot.

My brain wants to totally reverse the dynamics of the usual fanon “Sideswipe drags his Mech of Interest out to whoop it up” into “Mech of Interest drags Sideswipe out to whoop it up.” (Note: reversals of this sort are pretty standard issue with me, honestly.) I’m just adoring the thought of a Sideswipe that doesn’t really seem to know how to relax being treated to the attentions of a mech that is a real pro at it.

Of course, this has taken on a level of growing discomfort for Sideswipe as I consider it further simply because, ack, awkward situations he doesn’t quite really know how to handle. Sideswipe, you too keyed up, boy. Relax.... This will entail finding a way to settle him down that doesn’t include shooting up ‘Cons first. Which, seriously, only winds him up more rather than it settling him.

Will the mech that accomplishes it be Ratch? I don’t know, but he was the one that made me consider how very much IDW Sideswipe isn’t a partier.

I will need to consider this much more. See where the thoughts take me. <3

[armlarnantors]

6, 15, 72 ;)

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

Totally sub, my bdsm test was 99%

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

So many, um I once had a threesome in a TENT at a friends party. Her sister busted us....not surprising as sound is not stopped by a tent.

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Oof kiss on my neck and its a done deal baby

[ghostwmost]

partybots replied to your post:

I truly do hate when straight people refer to...

i completely feel u but im also conflicted bc as someone who’s in the closet at work i wish i could use a gender neutral word like “partner” without all my coworkers immediately clocking me

i totally feel that! i was subposting an older woman at work who introduced the man next to her as her partner when they were clearly married i was just like. a little miffed, but i agree that normalizing gender neutral words for significant others is great in terms of the fluid dynamics of being closeted! i was mostly just annoyed because i thought it was pretentious and they were right there holding hands with wedding rings and i was like...just say husband. just say that

[monsterlets]

@partybots replied to your photo “what should I name my large baby”

darude

:O

[padawanduck]

partybots replied to your post “I managed to make a easy poor person version of those starbucks...”

I do the exact same thing with mini pilsbury crescent rolls. sprinkle some powdered sugar on top and they're AMAZING

oooh that sounds good i should try that next time 

[spritetough]

partybots replied to your post:lol i honestly think i have permanently damaged my...

could be sciatica. if the sciatic nerve is pinched it can cause that type of pain typically.

oooh yeah could be!! i’ll have to go to the chiropractor after my exams bc it’s been going on for a while and it’s a real pain haha 

[churchrat]

bernese mountain dogs (is that the dog u have?? i get them confused with st bernards), tarot cards, and one direction

yes! and yes yes yes all good