#patience testing ask

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I always get a good giggle when i read fics where valarr prematurely finishes😅 i just think it would be one of the first things daughter-in-law reader would complain about to Baelor and him not sure how to resolve it because does he talk to his son? What does he even say to reader? And then it all comes down to him showing her how its done 😏

(I'm so normal about those fics can u tell? 🤪)

LMAOOOO PLS!!! I love Valarr so much that I feel so baddddd. I'm just gonna pretend it's a thing because he's young :( my poor baby

But also, this is such a funny idea, and I love it. I can literally picture Baelor's face as he thinks about how tf to handle this, it would be something like this but a little less distressed:

And when Reader is complaining to him about it, he's just sitting there like "how tf am I qualified to handle this?"

I'm imagining it as an alternate to patience testing. They haven't done anything together yet, and usually he just listens to her complain about other dumb shit, but this time it's about Valarr and this and it's such an intimate thing that he's like "why tffff are you telling me this??? You should not be talking to me about this..."

And reader just says things like "Father, it is not fun for me! He comes into the bed, spreads my legs, and finishes in me before I can even take a deep breath in!" or "I never feel good when he comes to my bed, and I have heard that it can be good, even for a woman."

And eventually he just kinda grabs you and hauls you onto the desk and fucks you because that's the only way he can think to get you to shut up and also to experience what you want. TEEHEE.

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Heyyy, I'm curious... Do Baelor and Maekar worry about leaving marks on their daughters-in-law's bodies? Like a hickey, a bite, handprints... How careful are they about that? Or are they just at a point where they take what they want without bothering?

Ooo that is such a good question!!! I didn't even think about that before.

I think Baelor would worry at first. He knows he is doing something wrong and while he has accepted it, he does not want to flaunt it. Of course there could be accidental marks, a bruise here or there or a little careless scratch, but when you and Valarr have sex, you guys don't even take your clothes off so it's not really an issue...

But after the first baby is born and you and Valarr have "done your duty" and Valarr shows even less interest in you than before, I don't think Baelor would mind leaving marks on you. He might actually even like doing it. He is of course still careful, no marks where anything would show, but you may want to wear slightly higher necklines for a little while...

And Maekar just does noooot give a shit. Ever. He is taking what he wants without bothering, and he does not care if there is evidence of it now. You have marks on your neck all the time, sometimes in the shapes of bites when he got a bit more aggressive than usual, and there are even more hidden under your clothes.

I think people just assume that Aerion is crazy so he would love doing shit like this to his wife and having her flaunt it, so they don't really bother questioning the marks. But Maekar knows and sometimes he gets annoyed that you flaunt them, but other times he's happy because it makes him feel like he has a claim over you without saying anything...

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Now just imagine both Aerion’s wife and Valarr’s wife falling pregnant at the same time, or at least closely with each other. How much more insatiable and insufferable (/lovingly) they would be, and Baelor and Maekar have no just but to deal with it. But at least both brothers have each other HAHAHA

LMAOOOO this is hilarious. Two pregnant ladies making their lives hell? Yes.

I definitely think it would be really cute too because they would just be besties with each other and complain to each other about pregnancy and all of that, but then they would also make Baelor and Maekar's lives hell.

But neither Baelor nor Maekar mind tbh. Their girls are happy, they are happy their girls are happy, and at the end of the day, that's all that matters. And both Aerion and Valarr are too happy to let their fathers dote on their wives rather than doing the work themselves, so they don't even care that the two girls are always seeking out their fathers rather than them.

Baelor's fav moments are when you're really tired from carrying the baby and just want to cuddle, so you sneak into his chambers in the evening and just burrow yourself into bed next to him and he's half asleep like "huh? wha?" and you're just like "shh, father, 'tis me," and you make him wrap his arms around you and just sleep.

Maekar's fav moments in the pregnancy are none. You become more insufferable and though he loves you, he hates it. JK. His fav moments are after the baby is born, when he sees you cradling the baby and just being such a loving mother. It soothes something in him and he will happily just cuddle you while you cuddle the baby, and both of you just find peace like that.

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I loved the parallel where Maekar came deep inside Aerion's wife's pussy while Baelor pulled out first and came outside Valarr's wife's pussy. 🤭

Very characteristic of both characters, but it will be incredible when Baelor gets her pregnant anyway and starts banging his head against the office desk while doing the math and realizing that the child is his and not Valarr's.

I think Maekar would probably still be shocked to realize he got her pregnant, even after fucking her multiple times a week, ejaculating inside her, and being known as the half-dragon, half-rabbit of Westeros.

HAHAH "the half-dragon, half-rabbit of Westeros" IS KILLING ME

I can't lie... I did not even think about that. But now that you've pointed it out I'm kinda proud of myself LOLLLL.

I definitely think that Baelor is at least partially making an attempt to be responsible by trying to pull out, but Maekar just does not give a shit. Like, he's so pissed off and so annoyed with you that he's just like "I'm getting my release, and I do not give a shit about what happens" in the moment.

And because the pull-out method is utter bullshit, she definitely gets pregnant. She excitedly comes and tells Baelor that she is with child and he's just there like "fuck my life". Like, the only good thing about this is that at least him and his son are both very similar so it will be easy to pass the child off as his.

And he is soooo banging his head against the desk, but then you're there being needy again and being like "plssss you're the only one who takes care of me" and of course he has to listen and go at it with you again...

As for Maekar, he's just purely in shock. He's like "HUHHHH? HOW ARE YOU PREGNANT?"

and you're soooo annoying when you tell him too. You're smirking and are just like "father, give me your hand" and he's just like "ughhhh what the fuck is it now" and first you kinda drag his hand along your body then finally you place it flat on your stomach and are like "I am with child!"

And he's just winded, tired, and thinking "for fuck's sake, not another one..."

Anyway, both of them become even more obsessed with pregnant version of reader...

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https://www.tumblr.com/nastyakotsk/810305429215313920/170?source=share saw this and IMMEDIATELY my mind went to patience testing 🤭 literally them !! i like the idea that baelor's girl is such a perfect wife for valarr in front of other people. like there would be council meetings or parties that they have to attend and she would just be fussing over valarr, touching him lovingly, and bragging about his achievements and how he is doing well as the prince of the realm. AND PEOPLE WOULD JUST BE EATING THAT SHT UP. she'd be acting the part of the one-half of a young, loving couple SOOOO GOOD that baelor wouldn't know any better, like the rest of the seven kingdoms, if it weren't for the fact that he knows she's actually his 🫦 +++ but even so i'm sure he couldn't help but feel jealous that valarr could show of his girl so publicly like that but at the end of the day our girl would just remind him that she would go back to him no matter what happens IM SO SORRY FOR THE BRAIN DUMP I CAN'T GET THIS OUT MY HEAD

NEVER and I mean NEVERRRR be sorry for a brain dump!!! My inbox/messages are for brain dumps, rants, random ideas, a lovely little chat, whatever the hell you want!!! I love talking with people and seeing their ideas so plssss never be sorry for expressing yourself on my page!

And secondly, O my lord that is literally Patience Testing D-I-L and Baelor.

I'm also gonna have a little rant here about my ideas for the patience testing/whining and pouting universe (but I will eventually address your ask directly as well lmao), so bear with me!

The difference between patience testing (PT) and whining and pouting (WP) reader is that PT!reader is more patient and obedient and just sort of softer than WP!reader. WP!reader looooves to annoy Maekar, that's her goal. She's whiny and complainy and petulant and just gets on his nerves. PT!reader can be whiny and complainy, but she's a lot softer than WP!reader and knows that softness and obedience can get you a lot farther than petulance. She appeals to Baelor's gentleness, uses her own kindness and charisma to get what she wants from him rather than pestering.

So yeah, I defffff think PT!reader is sooo charming about Valarr. At tourneys and feasts and whatever other engagements they need to attend, she is the perfect wife. To the public eye, she is everything a man could ask for and more. She hangs on his arm, looks at him lovingly, obeys whatever he wants. She is charismatic and charming and kind and makes everyone happy to look at her.

But behind closed doors, she is allll Baelor's. She is in his bed, on his arm, just constantly hovering around him. So the servants and the people in the know, they knowww. But outside of that, she plays her role super well.

I have a request about jealous PT!Baelor that I will write ASAP but I can def see Baelor, despite how secure he is, getting a bit jealous in this scenario. He sees her fawning over Valarr, hanging off his arm, bragging about him, and even though he knows that evening she will be in his bed, begging him for pleasure, in that moment he is angry that she cannot do all of that for him in public.

He's gruff, a little huffy and dismissive that evening, but when she finally pulls the reason out of him, she is smirking and sooo happy to know that she has that effect on him, and just absolutely rocks his world...

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I think Aerion shouldn't mind too much that Maekar is fucking her until she's overflowing, as long as she's disturbing his father's peace and not his.

Valarr... I think he's just too busy with his own business to care about his wife enough to realize that Baelor is enjoying the best part of the marriage instead of him 🤭

HAHAHA this is so true!!!

I think Aerion is happy not to have the responsibility over her now, especially because she annoys the fuck out of him. If his father has to deal with all the annoying shit, then he is all too happy to let him take over that responsibility!

And Valarr has other shit going on, he can't be assed to care. He's learning to be the next prince of the real, the future king as well, and he's still a young man. He has friends and he likes to go on hunts or travel and a wife just does not fit into all those plans. So I think he just does not realise that Baelor is taking care of his wife, in many MANY ways...

[idksmtms]

Just wanted to say that the Baelor & Maekar daughter in laws crossover was hilarious! It's great seeing these characters in a lighter setting, and you're such a fun writer. Kudos to you and your delightful humor and whimsy, and thank you for sharing! (I know in what you wrote, the daughter in laws aren't related, but I was skim reading through tumblr when I stumbled upon it, and for a second thought that they were married to each OTHER'S daughter, i.e. Baelor was father in law to Maekar's daughter and vice versa. A completely different hilariously awkward dynamic I know but the thought made me laugh XD. What a mess that'd be, like, overprotected father, yes. Overprotected father-in-law, double yes. Brotherly rivalry, yes. Fatherly rivalry, quadruple yes lmao)

Awww thank you so much!!! I really appreciate it!

And omgggg, as if the targaryen family tree couldn't be any more of a circle... that just becomes a targaryen family tangle at that point, can't even be calling it a circle...

But that is soooo funny! Can you imagine, Maekar's daughter is married to Valarr, then she's just coming up on her uncle and doing all of that. Baelor's daughter is married to Aerion, but decides she wants Maekar and WILL make that happen.

I can just see both of them raising their eyebrows at each other like "...how are you behaving with my daughter?" 🤨

But then they both also have to be like "...nothing 😶" because it would be so hypocritical to be judging each other for doing the exact same thing 😭

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I'm like Chandler from Friends right now, "Your... Bitch...!" . Seriously... why do Baelor and his daughter-in-law have to be sooooo cute?????????? They make my heart explode a million times every time they appear on my phone screen. Even when they're having wild sex they're cute! Damn it! Seriously, her throwing herself on Baelor in the chair all coy because she couldn't manipulate him and him just laughing and giving her a little kiss? Aaaaaaahhhggggg pure gold! I love them so much! Thank you for writing this series, seriously, it has made my days happier! I just smile when I see any post related to this saga.

AWWWW You are too sweet! I'm so happy you're enjoying it and something I did was able to evoke this kind of reaction!!! All of you who read and comment and send me messages actually make my life so sweet and beautiful! It makes me want to write more and constantly keeps me motivated, so thank YOU!

I love writing PT!Baelor because he can just absolutely see through D-I-L!reader but she still tries to hard to get a reaction from him (it literally never works...)

In comparison to Maekar and his D-I-L!reader, I wanted Baelor's to be a lot softer and sweeter because I think those relationships contrast so well.

Thank you so much for this message!