Patrick And Vic Date A Punk Girl
Request: No Request: No here is the 7th day of the 25 days of trickkombowerskru! which goes to @dante-likes-dick and they wanted a set of headcanons for a short, curvy reader being in a poly relationship with Patrick, Vic, and being greasy punks together with the reader having a Riot Grrrl energy rather than a goody two shoes one
Warnings: Mentions of sex
You sure got your hands full with these two idiots
And by that I mean you and Vic have a great time policing your boyfriend
Making sure he doesn't do anything illegal
Sure you three will raise hell together
Doing anonymous graffiti on school bathroom stalls
Or stealing small things from the convince store
But Patrick always wants to cross a line
That can lead to him being a bit bitchy at the two of you
But you'll make up for it later with some booze and/ or weed out bear the quarry
Getting all loose and cuddly on him
It's like his favorite thing when you two get clingy on him
Because it either leads to him getting you both off at the same time
Or you two taking turns climbing him like a tree
While the other gets eaten out by him
Patrick loves how he towers over you two
Lowkey it gets him off a bit
But what doesn't it's Patrick
Both of your boys loving your curves
You three always show up looking like hell on wheels anywhere
Despite your size people know not to fuck with you even when your boys aren't around
As you get through the halls with your large looking combat boots
Helping Vic bleach his hair
And putting color in yours from time to time
And Vic’s denim jacket with pins and patches all over it
But in return they steal your eyeliner for parties or shows
And fucking things up in the mosh pit
Making each other mixtapes
Including a bunch of bands
The Ramones, The Clash,The Sexpistols, Misfits, Deftones, and Black Flag to name a few
Always getting new records from the shop
And listening in either one of your rooms or in Patrick' basement
Cutting class to smoke under the bleachers together
And also probably makeout