#patzag

[evenstarre]

i MAY post full on bsky

[nexanda77]

The Great Sleep Experiment 💤💤💤

(2404 words) by Nexanda77

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Achilles/Patroclus (Hades Video Game), Achilles/Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Patroclus/Zagreus (Hades Video Game)

Characters: Achilles (Hades Video Game), Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Patroclus (Hades Video Game)

Additional Tags: Domestic, Domestic Fluff, Established Relationship, Slice of Life, Humor, Comedy

Summary:

In which Zagreus, Achilles, and Patroclus ask the question no other gods or mortals have ever dared ask:

How many melatonin gummies will it take for Zagreus to fall asleep?

[badtzbot]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Achilles/Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Achilles/Patroclus (Hades Video Game), Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Patroclus/Zagreus (Hades Video Game) Characters: Achilles (Hades Video Game), Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Patroclus (Hades Video Game), Megaera (Hades Video Game), Thanatos (Hades Video Game) Additional Tags: Zag DOES die but i didn't tag mcd because he goes through his usual revival and it's not too relevant, background thanmegzag, Master/Pet, Puppy Play, Porn with Feelings, Collars, other characters make appearances too, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations, Threesome - M/M/M, Praise Kink, Intersex Zagreus Summary:

All in all Zagreus is a good lad, he's a good lad in his eagerness and obedience and desire to please all rolled into one, in his overwhelming passion and want, still young as gods go, and blood and darkness if that doesn't make Achilles feel all kinds of perverted, which is to say-

Well.

Zagreus is quite like a dog, isn't he?

Or: local old man (shade) lusts after his former mentee in a "I want to collar him" kind of way

[kiiwipops]

a kiss of styx

i can't be the ONLY one who didn't realize the kiss was an actual object. right

[baejax-the-great]

snippet Sunday

I've been working on an AU of my AU where PatZag is a thing that happens.

Zagreus’s face above him breaks Patroclus’s view of Asphodel’s ceiling and completely ruins his counting of all the small stalactites hanging down. He’ll never figure out where he was in his progress now. Zagreus waves.

He’d already known the boy was there, but perhaps Zagreus felt he would be less likely to be ignored if he stood right next to Patroclus’s supine shade, burning toes almost touching him, and hovered over his field of vision.

He sighs, though he should be grateful for the interruption. He’ll have to start over now, which will while away just a bit more time of his lonely, empty afterlife. Zagreus has provided him with something to do.

“Patroclus, sir,” Zagreus asks, one eye seeming to reflect the heat of the magma and the other painfully human. He used to be woken up by a pair of green eyes every day, equally desiring of his attention. Patroclus focuses on the red eye. “Have you ever considered, um, languishing, I guess, in a different spot? A better one?”

He has not. “I think immobility is a foundational aspect of languishing.”

“You’d certainly know better than I would,” Zagreus hedges, and his tone is all Patroclus needs to know his day or night is going to get a lot more bothersome and a lot less immobile. He wonders if Zagreus would stoop to throwing Patroclus over his shoulders if it came to it. He clearly has the muscles for it. “But, well, I’ve seen a lot of Asphodel, and there are better places than this. In fact…” he hesitates, as if offending Patroclus in a way that matters is something that could happen. “I talked to another friend of mine in Asphodel about it. With her help, I found an empty apartment. A nice one. With furniture and… fewer rocks on fire.”

Patroclus has no use for furniture, and no opinions on the flammability of rocks, but if the boy wants to feel helpful, he can’t find a reason to deny him that. He doesn’t much care where he “languishes,” so long as he will be left to it.

“As you wish, stranger.”

[riptxde-art]

bit skint rn, reblogs would be appreciated!

[guhdong]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hades (Video Game 2018) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Achilles/Patroclus (Hades Video Game), Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Achilles/Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Patroclus/Zagreus (Hades Video Game) Characters: Achilles (Hades Video Game), Patroclus (Hades Video Game), Zagreus (Hades Video Game) Additional Tags: First Kiss, 5+1 Things, Mutual Pining, Pining, Sexual Tension, Reunions, Cunnilingus, Praise Kink, Anal Sex, Top Patroclus (Hades Video Game), Bottom Achilles (Hades Video Game), Trans Zagreus (Hades Video Game), Vaginal Fingering, Light Angst, Threesome - M/M/M Summary: “Before you leave, stranger.”

Zagreus turned around to face Patroclus. “Yes, sir?”

“Could you deliver a message to Achilles for me? I’m afraid I have no other means of getting a hold of him, you see.”

Or, five times Zagreus delivered messages between Achilles and Patroclus, and one time he didn't have to.

my fic for the @thehadeslounge holiday gift exchange!!

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Achilles: I love the prince but I could never betray you by going to him while we were still apart.

Patroclus: Cool, we've fucked in this glade so many times. I once ate him out in the exact spot you're standing.

Achilles:

Achilles: Tell me everything in excruciating detail.