#pcor

[paladinsconfessions]

Cassie and Kassandra from Assassins Creed Odyssey are basically the same person. Redhead. Braided hair. Bird companion. Deadly with a bow. Prove me wrong

[Mod Torvald]

[adventuresintherealm]

Mal’Damba: Naturally, I have my reasons...

[I was gonna do something absurdist but this is cute okay]

[incorrectpaladinscorquotes]

Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.

Cassie, to Grohk

[grandpatorvald]

Seris’s ult? More like

[aether-somerset]

I can't believe Fernando from Paladins is trying to sell me his fine coffee whilst insulting me

[paladinsconfessions]

Meanwhile....

“Speaking as a member of it, please tell all your followers to stay away from Paladins sister community for Smite, too much drama and were all too gay for our own good.”

-Submitted by Anonymous

~Created by Mod Mal’Damba 🐍

[paladinsconfessions]

“comp can get rough. I was in a game where we were losing and the Ying just gave up and went to derp about in a corner. It was a tough and quick, embarassing loss. She called us all noobs and losers. Well I re-queued and this time the same ying was now a Lex on the enemy team. We had a troll Viktor and no healer (because of troll Viktor being the last pick.) SOMEHOW we won, though it was close as hell. In the Post-game lobby, I said "who's the loser NOW, [[Username]]?" before they left the lobby.”

-submitted by anonymous

made by mod Torvald 👓

here is our first official test-run of our story insta-queue plan in which we post game stories as-is. Enjoy! 

[paladinsconfessions]

“So I was just looking back through this page. And I saw Mod Maldamba, was from the states too where we ride to school on eagles. I was just imagining instead of riding a horse into battle Mal flying in on an eagle with his snake.”

-submitted by yoshifw34

~created by Mod Mal’Damba 🐍