Aug 11, 2025
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Forcing Dan to watch TikToks to stay young
I guess he took a wrong turn.
I'm bored so here is a little scenario with different epic characters if you tell them: "would you still love me if i was a worm?"
Telemachus
"worm? why a worm? and you're not a worm my love you're the most beautiful person i ever known-" he'll keep yapping about how much he loves you and how beautiful you are you'll get diabetes from his sweetness.
Antinous
"i don't even love you in your normal form why would i love you as a worm?" he's Antinous what did you expect?
Penelope
she'll laugh a little at your silly question before answering with smile "if you were to be a worm, you'll be the cutest worm ever and I'll take good care of you. of course I'd still love you"
Odysseus
"a worm? doesn't matter because I'll still love you even if you were a cute little worm" he said this seriously btw.
polites
"a worm? but you're way too cuter as you are now! I'd prefer you not turning into a worm, even tho, I'll always love you!" he's the sweetest man to exist, you could be a cockroach and he'll still love you
eurylochus
"why are you asking me this..." he's way too tired for this kind of bullshit, he'll say yes tho but with a tired tone.
Hermes
he's the one asking you this, and you better say yes.
Athena
"what?" she was confused on why tf you would ask her that, you won't get an answer tho because she can't understand the meaning of this, are you messing with her?now she knows why she's been avoiding relationships for decades. great job.
Poseidon
"a worm- babe haven't i not been giving you enough dick? why on all the seas you're asking this??" he's confused and mad. run.
the "minecraft speedrun but the player changes every minute" challenge is so funny to me because the same group of people has done it multiple times now and they have retained absolutely zero information and learned nothing from their past attempts. no armor. no setting spawn. no signs. just running around in circles confused as hell dying repeatedly and they never ever learn
My magnum opus is now out!!
Gravity Falls fan content has peaked!
1 hour of silence occasionally broken by Dipper sneezing like a kitten
ranch metaphor
Not them getting naked in my tags… they know me too well ☺️