Jan 12, 2017
REASONS WHY BRITAIN IS TOTALLY RUINED THESE DAYS, NUMBER 8,622: "Bloody young people today with their FEELINGS and their PHONES and their not wanting to be TRAUMATISED. Get a haircut and join the army, you hippies! My old dad saw twenty men blown to bloody fragments on Omaha Beach and it didn't do him any harm, now did it?"
#Daily Express#Peak Express#This is possibly the Expressiest letter ever#Kids#Kids today#What are they like?#With their PHONES#And their FEELINGS#And their NOT WANTING TO BE TRAUMATISED#Who the fuck do they think they are eh?#Toughen up!#Just like me!#Never did me any harm#Which is why I'm the emotionally stable man I am today#Writing letters to a national newspaper#Explaining why I hate the young so much#Ann Widdecombe#Modern students#Mollycoddling#Political correctness#Bastards#Knew the PC Brigade would be in there somewhere#They're very quick to get about the place that lot#Grown men#Grown women#Millenials#Phones#National Service#TL;DR#I hate the young
