#perch rants

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I love Husk, he's just so silly

This face he makes is peak. Definitely cat

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Bringing up an older post

I think it might’ve been

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Oh shit...

GIRL, YOU NEED TO RUN!

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Alright, Mario movie analysis! I don’t think there was a much to really yap about in the to Tostarena scene.

Alright, let's hope that this doesn't get unnecessarily marked as mature like the last one did!

Our little badasses :D

I'm pretty sure, that scene will be one of the first ones in the movie before Junior appears. Just from Mario’s dialog

More badassery

I think the fire flower does burn off whatever it thinks is unnecessary though

Y'know, I think spamming fire balls is one of the many things that makes Luigi relatable.

Ok, so this confirms that Yoshi's have glowing eyes and can probably see in the dark

They be so stupid I love them

This gives HEAVY How To Train Your Dragon Vibes.

I really should've got a better screenshot, but this is just peak comedy to me lmao 😭

FROG COMFRIMED!!!

YESSSS OUR TRANS QUEEN BIRDO IS HERE TOO!!! 💅

Hold on I need to real quickly talk about how I am so fucking happy that Yoshi's voice isn't annoying and he barely talks other than a few noises and close to words in this so far. I was actually cheering cause I was gonna be really pissed if we had another Mario World TV show situation on our hands, cause I HATED Yoshi's voice in that, on God it was so annoying!

Aww, poor Toad seems left out.

Bro's an attention whore 😭

I love that stupid little face. It's giving, "BUT MWOOOOOMMM!"

I kinda thought this was just gonna be a normal scene until...

I SAW THE FUCKING BABIES!!! (Legit, my first thought was Bowser or Bowser Jr turned them into babies until I was like, "oh yeah, flashback scene... flashback scene would make a lot more since actually" 😞) ALSO I LOVE THOSE STUPID LITTLE EXPRESSIONS OMG BRO!!!

Alright that's all from me ig. (I didn't see Junior, sad day, but oh well) hope you enjoyed this

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Possibly controversial take, but I feel like Junior's eyes aren't as bad as people keep saying now.

Ok, I know Bowser Jr's eyes are ugly af right here

Like this doesn't look great.

But I feel like it depends on the angle you're looking at him from

Cause look at him here!! He looks cute here. The eyes suit him in this image!!

The eyes are kinda a hit or miss. It just depends on the direction he's facing, the direction his eyes are facing, and how close he is the the camera, and also what his mouth is doing.

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Poor Mitsuba, but oh well

I gotta love these crack ships.

The Boiled One x A Biblically Accurate Angel

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I didn't prompt Shedletsky to talk about this, he brought it up on his own.

DUDE, WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS UP!?

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I PRESENT TO YOU:

The Boiled one in tomodachi life :D

Did I or did I not Google search Mutsuhiro Watanabe's birthday to make Phen 228 more accurate? Yes, yes I did.