i know ahead of time that the endgame is Percabeth for the new pjo series but i know my dumbass is going to ship Percy with absolutely everyone
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i know ahead of time that the endgame is Percabeth for the new pjo series but i know my dumbass is going to ship Percy with absolutely everyone
Piper: Why can’t we be friends Percy?
Percy: Because Uncle Rick didn’t want us to have a friendship, duh.
fav friendships: Perciper
Percy and Piper playing Concentration:
Percy: k so the category issss... colors!
Piper: ok! b l u e
Percy: traitor sup you are rude to me very rude get out of my camp.
percy/piper: fake dating
"Let me get this straight. Annabeth’s pissed at you for being too clingy, so you told her maybe you two should take a break. And then when she bet you twenty bucks you couldn’t do it, you came over here?"
"Yes."
"Percy, are you kidding me right now?"
"No."
"I’m not pretending to date you just to make Annabeth jealous."
"Well it was either you, Jason or Thalia, who wouldn’t do it if I paid them. Heh, or Rachel, but we’ve all seen how that ends."
"Ugh. Fine. I’ll do it. As long as I don’t have to make out with you people."
"Does ‘you people’ mean dudes?!"
"…No. What are you, high? I meant you people like you and Annabeth. Hera’s hairnet, Percy, get them ears cleaned out."
"My ears are fine. Don’t roll your eyes at me!"
"I’ll roll whatever I want at whomever I want. Now come on and hold my hand, you idiot, you’re not going to get Annabeth jealous just by walking next to me."
"…"
"Okay, maybe that would work."
I seriously hate myself.
So my friend gave me $50 to write a Perciper fanfic... and it's finished, I'm fifty dollars richer, and now want to jump off a cliff. xDD I think it's okay on a fanfiction level, but PERCIPER. OH MY GODS THAT'S ABOUT AS BAD AS PERACHEL. I MEAN NOT TO HATE ON ANYONE'S SHIP IF THEY LIKE THEM, BUT I'M SORRY.
Anyway, should I post it here?