Jan 10, 2023
kettledrum player with a huge crush call that a simpanist
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kettledrum player with a huge crush call that a simpanist
A zombie walks into a store with brains of musicians on display. The saxophone brain was 1 dollar, the trumpet brain was 5 dollars, and the percussion brain was 100 dollars. "Why is the percussion brain so expensive?" The zombie asks thr salesperson. "Because finding a percussion player with a brain is so hard." @lightingshinx
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 1."Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?" 2. Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in. 3. Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb). 4. Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins. 5. None. They have a machine to do that.